
After Picking up the Down-And-Out Immortal, the Old Enemy Looks Really Good.
捡到落魄神仙后宿敌真香了
by Drunken Days (落酒天)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 59k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeWestern Fantasy
- POVBottom-Lead (Shou)
- Age18+
- Cunning
- Groveling Romance
- Hidden Identities
- Supernatural
Synopsis
[Pre-receipt: I became a bloody CP with my mortal enemy. The introduction is at the bottom] High attack, low defense, scheming, protecting wife, demon clan attack × Dare to love, dare to hate, pure and kind, fallen god and immortal [1v1 + old enemy + double horse removal + wife chasing crematorium + he] Zhou Kunling was just a good-for-nothing land god who was picked up and turned into an immortal. Before his master left, he lived happily and happily all day long and never thought of being on his own. Who would have known that on the first day when the master set out to experience the Three Realms, he encountered the leader of the monster clan and invaded with his troops, smashing the temple to pieces. In order to keep the divine seeds entrusted to him by his master, Zhou Kunling risked his life to stop the demon tribe, and beat them fiercely, and he was whipped every time. Who would have thought that the seed would turn into essence by itself at this time: "It's too scary, I'll run away first!" Escaped directly into the human world. The two of them stood there stunned with their weapons raised: Zhou Kunling: "?!!!" Zhuo Shen: "..." —— On the first night when Zhou Kunling descended to the human world, he was hit by a huge car accident before his supernatural powers could be restored. He was in a hurry to save humans, and he was exhausted and accidentally fell into coma. Zhuo Shen, disguised as a seed researcher, watched for a long time and saw that Zhou Kunling was about to faint. He was about to step forward to help him, but unexpectedly the man fell directly into his chest. Looking down at the person in his arms, he felt a little helpless and had no choice but to pick him up and take him back to his territory. Seeing Zhou Kunling as his lifesaver, Zhuo Shen took advantage of the situation and set a trap: "The experiments haven't been going well recently. It seems that the laboratory is going to be sold..." The innocent little fish immediately bit the hook and said, "Don't sell it! I know seeds best!" Zhuo Shen curled his lips, and plans came to his mind one after another. —— Until the heavy snow filled the sky, Zhou Kunling's soul was wiped out in his hands. He faced the entire demon clan with indifference: "The gods are just a stepping stone for me to take power." After saying that, he still refused to leave the world and stayed in the dilapidated research institute for three years. Until Zhou Kunling in the dream stood in front of him, pointed his sword at the gods, and said to him: "I said I would help you." Zhuo Shen's Adam's apple twitched slightly and whispered: "You helped me, don't leave again." —— Food Guide 1. The main plot takes place in the human world, mainly in modern settings, with low fairy tale content. 2. Contains some sadistic plots, which are a bit sadistic and enjoyable. ===== [Transformed into a dog-blood CP with an arch-rival] The Cold-faced and Black-faced Movie King Attacks Xia Xiaoyi, a 18th-tier actor, carefully prepared for an audition role for a week, but was intercepted on the spot by the top actor Pei Siyuan who landed in the air! Pei Siyuan, who comes from a family in the entertainment industry and has won major awards, is said to be a man who "can kill with his eyes" - literally, because he looks at everyone like they're looking at corpses. However, fate brings about reincarnation. In a bizarre car accident that day, the two of them fell into the bloody audition script and became the protagonists of this entertainment industry article. Amnesia, white moonlight, doubles, chasing his wife in the crematorium... The plot was so bloody that Xia Xiaoyi wanted to die again on the spot. Until he walked to the mirror—— Damn it, this handsome cold face that makes people and gods angry, these broad shoulders, narrow waist, long legs... And these eight-pack abs that feel real! He touched it and almost laughed. Etc. He seems to be Pei Siyuan now? The body of the rival and top actor who stole his role... Belongs to him? ! —— "Click! Stop, stop, stop!" During the kiss scene, Xia Xiaoyi saw "his" face getting closer and closer, and was so scared that he pushed the other person away. Director: "Teacher Pei, what's wrong with you? Is it hypoglycemia? Quick! Medical staff——" From this day on, the entire crew began to doubt their lives: The always aloof actor Pei suddenly became talkative and explosive, and his acting skills were not even as good as those of the crossover idol next door. Xia Xiaoyi, who used to be lively and active, began to drink tea and read scripts in silence, exuding an aura of "don't mess with me". The manager hugged his head and cried: "Xiao Yi... Have you been lowered by Pei Siyuan?" —— The two sworn enemies who were dedicated to their careers, refused to give in to each other in terms of professionalism, and started the crazy wheat mode: On a variety show? Relative! Magazine shoot? Relative! Finale? The kiss made the director cover his eyes: "This is a breakup scene, two teachers! Stop kissing! He is the one who stabbed you!" Pei Siyuan pulled his tie coldly: "The script has been changed, and now he is my lover." Xia Xiaoyi blushed and waved his hands: "No, no, no, don't listen to him... Hey, don't come over here!" Purpose: Cherish food and protect seeds.