Why do we have to play dungeons every three to five times in real life? ! !
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Tsk, how come reality is more annoying than the game?
Are you still giving me real and fake young master literature?
Can't kill yet, annoying
If I can't kill people in reality, then I'll go back to the game and kill monsters.
Monsters:! ! ! ! Who messed with him! ! ! !
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Fake young master: Brother, I didn't mean it
Lu Shishu: It's okay. Drink more water. It's almost drowning.
Fake young master: How can my brother say that to me? I just want to make friends with you.
Lu Shishu: I don't have the habit of making friends with trash
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Gu Qianzhou: I like you
Lu Shishu: Thank you for your like, I like myself too
Gu Qianzhou: Then I hate you?
Lu Shishu: Just right, I hate you too
Gu Qianzhou:... It's okay, as long as I like you
Lu Shishu:......
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Anti-fan: Lu Shishu was kept by someone
Lu Shishu: Wow, how did you know? You are so awesome.
Anti-fan: Lu Shishu got to the top by relying on his body
Lu Shishu: How do you know, ah~ are you...?
Black fans:……
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Variety show host: What do you want from your future partner?
Lu Shishu: rich
Host: Is this the only request? You don't mind if he's an old man?
Lu Shishu: How are you, old man?
Host:?
Fake young master: Huh? Brother, what are you trying to do with the old man? Is it because the old man doesn't take a shower?
Lu Shishu: The old man died early, and he still had few things to do. After the old man died, he had a minimum living security allowance, and he could still find it after he died~
Host/fake young master:......
Shen Jiuqing: ... Makes sense
Lu Shishu: A fellow-traveler?
Everyone:......
Intention: If you can't kill people, then go crazy