
When the Buddhist Capybara Mistakenly Entered the Juanwang Sect,
当佛系水豚误入卷王门派后
by Picking Yellow Flowers with Dew (和露摘黄花)
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- ThemeCultivation
- POVFemale Lead
- Age18+
- Absurd Comedy
- Base Building
- Cute Pets
- Lighthearted
- Power Fantasy
- Slacker
Synopsis
Liuye is a Capibala, very Buddhist, not picky about food, and loves taking baths. Bad news: I mistakenly wore the most curly cultivation world in history while soaking in the bath. Good news: The world of cultivation is about to be swept away by King Juan. [The host species is detected as capybara, please start your rescue process. "Hey, hey, come out of the system. You don't have enough to eat, you don't have a bath, and you don't sleep well here. How about cultivating northern Burma?" Salvation? Farm! Liuye was leisurely growing vegetables and taking a bath on the desolate peak, living a life of skipping school, thinking that no one cared about him. Never thought of "Frontier!" The academic report "Juan Wangzong changed his career to farming" immediately became a hot search headline. Seeing this, two sects, six sects and ten sects bought cattle to plow the land at a high price overnight. Oh my goodness, her newly developed automated plows and hybrid spiritual plants are now on sale! [If there is no intervention for the volume kings, they will become a mad batch and destroy the world together. Liuye: Well... I only care about whether they will smash my bathhouse and ruin my fields. After getting a positive answer—— Liuye: (eight-toothed smile) "... Fellow Taoists, why don't you work with me to farm and build a bathhouse to cultivate yourself?" Demon Cultivator: "Can I get a discount when purchasing spiritual plants?" Princess: "Is it cheaper to get a bath card?" The villain's plot to destroy the powerful came to light, Liuye saw the opportunity and cut off their opportunity to go crazy. ——"It's darkening... Don't cue" ——"No, you don't want to." Liuye stuffed the newly hybridized Jingxin grass into his mouth. The picky young master said: "It's too sweet. Let's add less sugar beet genes next time we breed." "You were almost possessed just now and destroyed a pond and two acres of my land. Cash or card?" Liuye said with a smile while holding the self-service debit talisman. So, finally—— Villain: You squandering kings of resources have caused the spiritual veins of this world to be destroyed and all living beings to be devastated. You should all die! Young Master: It's none of my business. The worst thing I can do is go back and inherit the family property. Princess: You can make more money from farming than from hoarding troops. Who wants your three melons and two dates? Demon Cultivator: (Surprise) Anyone who can't beat me will be used as flower fertilizer! Liu Ye: (Hand behind back) (Hidden merit and fame) To be involved in life and death? It is better to open up wasteland and cultivate land! Everyone agreed very much. The guy doing farm work: Elbow! Food Guide 1. A sweet and easy story about cultivating immortality. It has elements of farming and infrastructure. The heroine's upgrade flow is the main one, and the protagonists have their own growth lines. 2. There is a male protagonist, complementary redemption, few emotional lines, and will not deviate from the main plot line. 3. Stable update of 3,000 every other day, 18:00 every day, HE~ 4. If you want to gain weight, you can add some to your collection and save up the number of words first. Our collection is the motivation for humble authors to code~ 5. The column has been pre-collected "Writing restricted articles and my ex caught pornography". If you are interested, you can save it first~ Here is the copy: [The former number one in martial arts and now the number one scriptwriter in the capital, x Yazheng Duanfang is actually a cos-loving and service-oriented prime minister] Jiang Nongyue was born, aspired to the martial arts world, fought her way back, but the first thing she did was to close her sword and retire, looking for a man all over the world. However, she couldn't find it everywhere, so she simply picked up the pen and wrote about him dressed in red gauze, scorching elegance, eyes full of love, jade face full of spring, and... A charming body, soft and easy to push down. The story was sold like crazy, and all the women in the city secretly dreamed about this charming young man. Until the emperor couldn't stand it anymore and sent the most elegant, upright, cold and ascetic prime minister in the court to crack down on pornography. The man was dressed in Tsing Yi and stood in the noisiest teahouse in the capital. He was noble and refined, but he pressed forward every step of the way. His eyes were as cold as frost: "Such obscene words and colorful words are causing trouble to the general public. What crime should be committed?" Jiang Nongyue's eyes lit up. Not only was she not afraid, she raised her face and stared at him: "Aren't you the one wearing clothes and the one without clothes?" Yun Shujin suddenly took half a step back, her ears suddenly turned red, and she yelled angrily: "You're so presumptuous!" — Yun Shujin had never seen such a ridiculous woman. He writes erotic books, visits flower houses, does not do serious business, and talks nonsense, but he has a pair of eyes as clear as a stream. She checked on his wall every day, gave him honey, praised his beauty, and even said that he looked exactly like the flirtatious young man in her book. Joke! He has abided by etiquette since childhood, did not approach women, and did not indulge in sexual desires. How could he be such a dissolute person? When she was obedient, Jiang Nongyue casually proposed marriage to him, but this man went crazy and forced her into a corner. With eyes so red that she wanted to bleed, he held her chin and asked in a cold voice: "Who are you loving through me?" Jiang Nongyue came forward, raised her hand and hooked his neck, smiling teasingly: "I have told you before, you are the one wearing clothes or not wearing clothes." Soon, the clouds opened and the moon became bright, and the red candles warmed the tent. The charming young man in Jiang Nongyue's novel has a little red mole on his buttocks. The bright moon hanging high was finally torn off the mountain top and stained with the world of mortals. — At the very beginning—— "Why should a girl learn to say dirty words?" "(Whistle) Is this young man trying to shut my mouth?" Yun Shujin: I don't mean to say dirty words because I don't want you to say dirty words... Later—— "Writing all those melodious sounds, what a shame!" "That's not what you said last night when you were wearing the red gauze of an oiran." The end result of provocation is... A tough talker uses his strength to let her know what it means to use both soft and hard tactics. Jiang Nongyue: ...(Low back pain) If I had known this thing was so effective, I would have pinched one with the umbilical cord in my mother's womb. Intention: Production replaces plunder, and the Buddhist system defeats involution.