Lin Li is a small transparent up owner of Alphabet website. He likes to update various historical videos on a daily basis, but the traffic is extremely high.
Suddenly one day, the video she posted to complain was captured by the high-dimensional system and simultaneously released to various historical time and space.
Lin Li: "Bai Juyi wrote about the beautiful love between Tang Xuanzong and Yang Yuhuan in "Song of Everlasting Regret". Please, how can an old man in his fifties have any love with a beautiful girl who is only 18 years old, let alone Yang Yuhuan was his daughter-in-law in the first place!"
People under the canopy: Lao, Lao Deng?
Li Longji: Presumptuous!
Li Shimin:... Daughter-in-law? !
Lin Li: "Today we are going to talk about the famous 'infatuated species' in history, Emperor Shunzhi of the Qing Dynasty. First of all, please watch the VCR."
Admiring audience: The secret history of Xiaozhuang? Who is Xiaozhuang?
Countless women: Wow, this Emperor Shunzhi is so infatuated!
Lin Li: "However, the story in this clip is completely fictitious. Historically, Emperor Shunzhi did not love Concubine Dong E. He loved beauty and had countless concubines in the harem. Because Concubine Dong E's family was not noble enough, he especially liked PUA and tortured her. As a result, the beautiful lady died at the age of twenty-one. Ha, man."
Shunzhi:……
Woman under the canopy: Haha, man.
Lin Li: "Everyone should be familiar with the allusion of the beauty hidden in the golden house. When it comes to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, we have to mention three women, Chen Ajiao, Wei Zifu, and Mrs. Li. Yes, others can barely be regarded as one-on-one. Only we, Zhuzhu, do not take the usual path and directly lead three. He is really the big pig's hooves among the big pig's hooves!"
Liu Bang: It's just a woman. Being an emperor naturally requires you to have as much as you want.
Liu Che, who had already guessed who Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was:...
He is not a pig!
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Under the sky, all living beings are in various forms.
Some people die in society, some look in the mirror, and some are just having fun. Of course, in addition, there are a group of alternative people with quite unique concerns——
Bai Juyi: Alas, should I write this "Song of Everlasting Sorrow" or not?
Qin Shihuang: ... I really don't know any Afang girl.
Tang Taizong: Can you tell us more about the Anshi Rebellion in more detail?
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: I am not a big pig's hoof!
Taizu of the Ming Dynasty: What kind of bad bamboo produces good bamboo shoots? Which unworthy descendant of Lao Tzu is called the Son of Heaven? !
——Instructions before reading——
1. If you are not a history major, you cannot be 100% rigorous.
2. Complaining about weird things is not serious historical fan fiction.
3. Everyone has their own preferences for radish and green vegetables. Friendly exchanges are welcome. Ginseng and rooster are prohibited.
4. I'll add more when I think of it.
Concept: Another possibility of history