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One second Xuan Yi was fighting with others to help the old lady run through a red light, and the next second they were both knocked out by the security management.
Xuanyi: "..."
The system that abetted her: "6."
Xuan Yi frantically pulled out the system, "Allowing you to ascend directly to heaven is considered a good deed every day."
System:? ! Grass!
I have seen women die with the system, but I have never seen a mad woman who can turn the system into embers.
…
In an interstellar alliance friendly match, he "accidentally" wiped out everyone as soon as he came on stage.
Opponent: Which mental hospital is this lunatic from?
Xuan Yi took off his disguise and smiled crazily: "It was your father who came with you to help the old lady cross the road."
The opponent is silent.
The opponent vomits blood.
A friendly match instantly turned into a grudge match, and all the players started fighting if they disagreed.
The instigator, Xuan Yi, said something meaningful: "Don't fight, don't fight at all."
"You can't kill anyone like this!"
Others: Come and beat me if you can, come and beat me.
Xuan Yi was happy, "This is the first time I hear such a request. I will satisfy you."
Later, Xuan Yi single-handedly "persuaded" all the players in the melee to cease fighting.
Everyone was dissatisfied.
Without saying a word, Xuan Yi rolled up his sleeves and beat him severely again.
Everyone was convinced.
It's just that before the person can get up, the third finger has risen, and the content of the whole audience is extremely high.
…
Xuan Yi felt that something was wrong with his apprentice since he was a child.
Snakes in Snake Star all like to drag their tails, but her apprentice just likes to walk like humans.
Snake in Snake Star reaches adulthood at the age of eighteen, but her apprentice didn't ask her until she was eighteen, "Master, what is Xuan Suqi?"
Xuan Yi: "... The period of vegetarianism."
The apprentice believed it.
But I still fell in love early.
"Master, how should I let the person I like know my feelings and accept me?"
Xuan Yi: "Lick it, steal it, force it, snatch it away."
The apprentice was silent.
"What should I do if I can't get it?"
Xuan Yi, who has always guarded his shortcomings, decided to help his apprentice snatch the person he liked. However, Xuan Yi, who was scrambling to snatch him away, found that all these tricks were used on himself...
Xuan Yi was silent.
Xuan Yi was shocked.
The apprentice is going to rebel.
Okay, great, let's do it together, right? She slapped her twice with her backhand, which made her go crazy together.
An Yi: "Master said, if you like it, you have to grab it, and if it turns to ashes, you have to grab it."
His system: "6."
Come on, go crazy if you go crazy, let's all go crazy together.
This is an anti-routine and funny story about a master who doesn't play by the rules, a group of apprentices who only play by the rules, and a villain who works hard to do good things every day, causing trouble for each other.
* A female master with a strange brain vs. A scheming but obedient apprentice
Note:
The second part of the trilogy of the Master and Disciple series, the writing style is humorous and off-beat, and everyone gets nervous when something happens.
Micro group portrait, fun jokes
*Female master and male apprentice, under the age of 18, 1v1.
*The female protagonist is a human but not a human, the male protagonist is a snake but not a snake.
*Slow heat, starts after the first volume of the emotional line
*The future world has many private settings (Absolute Surrender series worldview)
The upper, middle and lower volumes are: Game-Academy-Fairy Clan.
Come on, come on, let's all act together, let's go crazy together~~~
Intention: whatever you think about is what you want
