You are a ninja in Konoha, and you are in a fierce battle with the Reincarnated Man of the Earth and White Zetsu.
You almost sacrificed your life to defeat the opponent. You were just about to take a rest with the imitation thunder knife, but when you looked up, you saw a white thing heading straight for your face.
You: This is bad, God is going to kill me
Just like that, you died in four battles.
When you woke up again, you found a gorgeously dressed man standing on the left with a fan, a piece of meat in his mouth, and looking at you angrily with his head in his hand.
You: Where did you come from? Is this still Konoha?
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