Gay love is for people to watch - so I gnaw popcorn and drink Coke every day to watch the man-to-man love show in my house.
Among the characters are many of her boyfriends, one, two, three, four, five, six and seven.
This is a sad story.
All the boyfriends on the other side of the road gave her the same reason for breaking up with her: I fell in love with someone else.
And that other person is all male.