[The Demon Lord Wearing Books and Sculptures in Sand X The Reborn Evil God of Touching Porcelain]
Yu Shuang, an arrogant college student, only complains about male pornographic novels?? Rule the world, the evil god is supreme?
"It doesn't matter if he has the same name, he still has to be a stupid villain who gives away experience!" He poked his finger at the dazzling name - Demon Lord Yu Shuang, "People are developing under your nose, so you can't see the aura of such a big protagonist?"
"Do you have to wait for someone to get the magic costume and blow away your Tianling Cap with a knife? What about me? Just stab him right through his pubic area on the spot, break his bones inch by inch, and throw him into a free fall into the Cave of Ten Thousand Demons! Are you still keeping him to celebrate the New Year?"
System Little Six: You can do it, right? I'll satisfy you!
I don't want to be a villain, I don't want to be treated as an experience pack, please save me, sir, system.
QAQ
The system's mistress coldly shirks the blame: "Stop the destruction of the world, or we'll end the game together!"
Yu Shuang looked at the luxurious Demonic Palace in front of her, tears streaming down her face: I have misbehaved with this villain!
In order to survive, he decided not to follow the old path of the original owner - he would never abuse the "little white flower" Pei Jue who was sacrificed! Provide good food and drink, and be a quiet handyman.
["Master, please let me go, QAQ!"]
A ten-layer encryption lock was placed on the legendary forbidden evil god who can turn people into black people! To avoid future troubles!
However, the painting style of the "little white flowers" he picked up gradually became strange:
His feet must be slippery when serving tea, and the scalding hot tea will be poured onto him accurately!
Yu Shuang: "Ouch——! Forget it... Forget it... Be careful next time... Bring me your pants!"
Grinding ink must have "shaky hands", the thick black ink scattered all over the urgent file! Yu Shuang (rubbing her temples): "Rewrite it... The wording should be more precise..."
Yu Shuang: Is this child born with a disability in his sense of balance? Should I sign him up for a sensory training class? Is there such an organization in the demon world?
What's even more outrageous is that in the middle of the night, Yu Shuang grabbed a friend and played mahjong. She looked at the shoddy dominoes, squeezed in and started rubbing them: "Three are missing and one is missing? Take me one! Tsk, this is a broken tile... Our Demon Palace has such a serious financial deficit? We have to increase revenue and reduce expenditure!"
Lord Demon Lord, you are OOC!
He didn't notice at all that in the shadow behind him, Pei Jue, who had a "disabled sense of balance", was staring at his back as he played mahjong with his bare feet, his eyes ranging from manic and confused to completely split:
"Is there something wrong with this Demon Lord?! My whip! My forbidden area! Where is the power of my evil god?! That's not what the script says!"
Intention: Love and peace, sand sculpture saves everything!
