
The Squeamish Young Master Is Afraid of Beauty and Wants to Survive
娇气小少爷美恐求生
by Persimmon (洋洋柿)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 355k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 4mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Copywriting one: [Abandoned gas stations, fallen warning signs, and bones on the roadside] [You come to the Bohemian Jungle and prepare to participate in the confession of the male protagonist Ejef. [This is a taboo place far away from human habitation, where many sinful things happen... And the God of Death, who is hiding in the darkness and snooping around, has raised his sickle, and no one who disturbs his peace can escape...] Fang Yiyi, a good-for-nothing young master with countless fortunes, As soon as I swiped my hand, I clicked on the advertisement page of the American horror novel I just read. Oh haha, I wore it and successfully replaced the dead original owner. The book-traveling system is unresponsive, and thousands of people suspect that their identity has been excluded. Fortunately, the young master cries, makes trouble, and hangs himself, and becomes entangled with the cannon fodder who died long ago in the novel. The body parts in the villa, the corpses by the campfire, The mist rising in the forest, the marks appearing inexplicably, There is internal strife in the team, and the murderer is hot on his heels. Can they escape? Copywriting two: Fang Yiyi is so cruel and charming, Once he entered a horror novel, he became the most hated person in the book. The system is unresponsive and the golden finger is nowhere to be found. By crying, making trouble, and hanging himself, I found a cannon fodder as a talisman. What to do? The protagonist group did not listen to the advice and bombarded with music in the car, maxing out the hatred value! The murderer gets the first kill! What to do? The protagonist group is greedy for life and afraid of death, leaving the wounded behind, and the murderer successfully achieves the second kill! What to do? The protagonist group is going to go their separate ways, and the murderers are going to disintegrate one by one! System, why haven't you come out yet? Your host wants GG! The moment the chainsaw is lifted, the light finally appears. Fang Yiyi, who had escaped, looked at the four walls of his family in confusion. Small theater: Fang Yiyi, a squeamish little writer who knows the plot well, cannot treat himself badly even if he runs for his life. "Hey! I almost forgot. Remember to bring my water cup. The water in the forest is so dirty that I wouldn't even dare to drink it to death." "That's right! Give me the white one with some flowers embroidered on it and the ice silk jacket. I don't want to stink like you." "I thought about it! I must bring toilet water, otherwise I will be covered in red envelopes, painful, itchy, ugly, imageless, and will be laughed at." "And..." When the young master saw his servant He Xiao turning his back and ignoring him, he became angry and threw the pillow hard at the man's back. "Why are you acting like this? You still don't believe me when I say there is a murderer in the villa? I know you are lying to me! You are just a perfunctory person! You are a trickster and a great actor!" After shouting at people, he started howling in grievance, like a poor little man who had been deceived both physically and mentally by a scumbag. When the person who was beaten saw that it was thundering but not raining, he gave up the idea in a hurry. He Xiao had black lines on his forehead: "Why don't you open your eyes and take a look." So, The stuffed suitcase came into view. Clothes, toilet water, water bottle, snacks, facial cream, face towel, first aid kit. What Fang Yiyi said and what Fang Yiyi didn't say, The suitcase almost burst. Fang Yi held back her tears for a second and said, "You didn't tell me earlier." He Xiao: "..." [Squeamish, vindictive, cute and cute × Calm, dark-faced and cold-blooded father-type attack] PS: 1. The content is slightly scary, please watch with caution. 2. I am squeamish, a bit weak, so be careful when entering. [Pre-received copy next door] [Several high school students from St. Leddy Middle School received an invitation letter from the owner of the Jungle Castle and sincerely invited several guests to attend the castle dinner] [The storm that suddenly fell on the way was like a danger signal, so a few people had no choice but to enter a hotel to take a break] [As everyone knows, from the moment you step into the dense forest, you become a lamb to the hunters lurking in the darkness] No one will survive this trip Tang Nuo, a country bumpkin who was born and raised in rural areas and has never seen the world, and even speaks Mandarin with a local accent, entered the horror game. He said, eh? Are you shrinking the system? So, the system took the trouble to teach the country bumpkin a lesson. System: You just need to treat it like acting. You know acting, right? It means playing your role according to the script and solving the mystery behind the story. You know the script, right? Tang Nuo: (Looking at the system curiously with bright eyes) System: It seems I don't know anymore … After finally explaining the rules clearly, Tang Nuo was eager to give it a try, but the system forgot that this was a foreign country and he couldn't understand or speak English. Tang Nuo became the little mute in the team. System:… After some teaching, Tang Nuo finally said no, no, no, yes, yes, yes. Tang Nuo, who has absorbed countless knowledge, is ready to show off his foreign language. The murderer, who made everyone tremble, wiped the blood from his hands, stretched out his hands, and smiled sincerely: "Sweetheart, come with me." Tang Nuo nodded fiercely: "Yes... Yes, yes!" The murderer puts his arm around the man's shoulders. The owner of the castle who had put everyone in a desperate situation straightened out his suit and kissed him gentlemanly: "Baby, please be the other owner of my castle." Tang Nuo smiled sweetly: "Yes! Yes! Yes!" The owner of the castle held Tang Nuo's hand. The only one who could speak Chinese, another Asian who had always had a bad attitude towards Tang Nuo, said with blood all over his body: "Tang Nuo, come back to me, I... I promise your confession!" Tang Nuo nodded subconsciously: "yes, yes, yes." Okay, the waist is hugged. Looking at the three people wrapped around him like octopuses, Tang Nuo realized something was wrong. "Leak! No! NO! N!!! O!!! " System: Hello! Don't bully idiots who don't know anything. Motto: No matter what difficulties you face, please face them positively
What a stupid cannon fodder, you can log off now
Very pretty, chestnuts are cute [Come on]
From this point of view, the heroine should be different from these people
I rely on the author to be awesome, to beat Klass, and to write with great feeling.