Alien Boyfriend, Unlimited Reproduction []

This article contains plots of falling out of favor, and contains a lot of pornographic jokes and hellish jokes. It is slightly shady and should not be used by anyone who is outrageous! ! ! Those who comment will be kicked out I promise that my romance will not be adulterated and I will never talk to readers. If you read the genuine version, you will be my goddess. —— Ye Chao is a low-level employee of the Bureau of Investigation of Illegal Alien Residents. He wears a suit and a dozen ties, and carries a search warrant to "investigate" everywhere. He only uses his identity as an agent of the Bureau to fish in troubled waters and get food. He behaves like a dog. Rumors of aliens infiltrating human society spread widely, and everyone on the street was in danger, fearing that a tentacle would spit out when they opened their mouths. Ye Chao just sneered. There are no aliens, it's just a scam by the Celestial Dragons to cheat money under a clever name. Besides, what else can aliens do when they come to Blue Star? Robbing banks, robbing food, robbing oil? Anyway, Ye Chao doesn't have a good impression of that kind of unknown mysterious creature. Ye Chao's blind date has a gentle smile, decent manners, a good family background, and a stable job. He has silver hair, ice blue eyes, and a slightly inorganic smile on his lips. Except for being too beautiful, which made her feel a little insecure, she was satisfied with her in every aspect. But when he handed her a cup of coffee, she felt as if the thin flesh on the innermost part of her fingers had been scratched by something soft. Like a tentacle. After dating her boyfriend, strange things happened one after another. The airborne boss suddenly made nutritious love lunches for her every day. The business boss who was investigating at work sat next to her and played with her fingers familiarly. Even when she goes to the hospital for dysmenorrhea, she can meet top doctors to examine her in person. Moreover, each of them looks better than the other... And their movements are gentle. It was the invisible tentacles that always penetrated everywhere, getting into her sleeves and collar, and even... They were getting more and more rampant! Ye Chao shed tears helplessly. ———— Yunai is a joint creature from planet J14, hive consciousness? Gestalt creature? Call it whatever you want. In order to study the survival mode of independent intelligent life, it dragged its 35.61 Million tentacles to the earth. Each tentacle has a part of independent consciousness. It carefully simulated several skins that fit the aesthetics of human females, and placed them in all walks of life to become elites, just to explore the rules of independent life and social operation. As for its body, it is naturally used for exploration and reproduction. But it obviously only used a little bit of its..., And its partner yelled and said it couldn't stand it anymore. Yunai felt aggrieved. Didn't she feel that every tentacle of it was showing love to her? —————————— One night, the joint creature was having too much fun and accidentally exposed its identity, and Ye Chao realized its identity. Looking at its tentacles that kept showing love, the corners of Ye Chao's mouth twitched. Should she use Yunai as a bonus to deal with her overly enthusiastic boss? After all, these tentacles are a bit too clingy... Cold social animal wife x anxious foreigner husband Demining. Comments have been opened. Comments are welcome. Men are clean. Anyone who is outsiders must be clean. Micro dog training. Cyberpunk world view. The heroine is an American slut. Don't let in the bad guys. ---------------- Pre-receipt: "Love and Desire [Reunion]" A few years later, Lu Xinzhi happened to meet Liao Chengxing at a gathering of bird friends. He was wearing a suit and was cold and dignified. He had a purple and blue macaw in his hand, which was worth as much as a luxury car. The Richard Mille on her wrist blinded her even more. She was now down and out but unwilling to be inferior, she pursed her lips and took out the makeup mirror from her handbag to touch up her makeup. The round-headed monk parrot in his hand suddenly flapped its wings, squawked, flew up to his head and shouted: "Cheng Xing! I love you!" Lu Xiuzhi was so embarrassed that he clasped his toes on the ground. He wanted to turn around and run away, but a big hand suddenly grabbed his slender wrist. He only revealed casually: "I need someone I can marry immediately." ———— Liao Chengxing, a new financial upstart. What is more prominent than the balance in his bank card is his perfect face, but he has an indifferent temperament that makes people thousands of miles away. No one would associate the dignified and cold Liao Chengxing with the fake socialite who was ridiculed by the entire Internet. No one knew that they had a humid and hot summer when they were eighteen years old. They started enthusiastically, but ended as sloppily as the calculation paper Lu Xinzhi pressed at the bottom of the drawer. Now that they were reunited, he only said coldly: "Contracted couples, only for half a year, no waiting after expiration." Seeing the attractive reward on the paper, the girl instantly smiled with her eager eyes closed, and deliberately spoke a sweet voice: "In my opinion, this is an opportunity that cannot be missed. It will never come back~" An agreement confirmed the relationship between the two, and the marriage certificate was stamped with a dazzling red seal. She didn't dare let Liao Chengxing know that the monk's parrot call was not Chengxing, but Chengxing, her nymphomaniac two-dimensional character. Liao Chengxing wouldn't let Lu Xiuzhi know that he had already weaved a huge spider web. He suddenly tightened the threads until she begged for mercy and suffocated. ———— Just one look at her, and the love in my heart surges like a tidal wave. Demining: Male Dujie Intention: positive energy