Pugh Adams' family was having a picnic in the cemetery when he received his acceptance letter to Hogwarts.
"Magic school?" Mom Morticia kissed his afro, "Remember to bring poison apples for snacks."
At the opening ceremony, as soon as the Sorting Hat touched his hair, he jumped away screaming: "Azkaban! Send him straight to Azkaban!"
Dumbledore pushed up his glasses: "Maybe... We should set up a fifth house for Adams?"
When Peeves discovers Purges feeding invisible ghouls in the corridors, Filch receives a poisonous love letter from Peeves in his handwriting -
The entire Hogwarts finally understood: the most terrifying thing is never the dark magic, but the Adams family's parenting style.
Concept: Goth cubs blow up Hogwarts