"99% Of the house was demolished within an hour of returning home. My mother said: This kid is a 'defective mobile product' in the home appliance industry. Get rid of it immediately!"
Li Xiaoqiang opened the door with the beautiful vision of "lying down during the holidays". What greeted him was not a hot meal, but a "serial backstab" carefully planned by the old appliances.
I stepped on my mother's freshly cleaned grapes, poked through the trash can with my toes and staged a "vegetable rain", twisted a thermos cup and dismantled it into a "blind box of parts" and even took away the battery of the remote control. Finally, I sat on the iron bed that collapsed for ten years and became a "ruin specimen".
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Mom held up the giant fertilizer bag and sneered: "My biological child? Pack it up quickly, freight collect, destination: scrap station!"
When the courier saw the humanoid "waste" squirming in the box, he fell into a deeper philosophical confusion than "delivery": Who should sign for this order?
Concept: All home appliances are trapping me
She Is Outside the Annals of History