The current situation is a bit complicated. To put it simply, it is——
I was murdered.
I don't know why I woke up again, but I did become a corpse.
Can't breathe, heart doesn't beat.
The good news is that as long as I find my murderer, I can be resurrected and start a good life again.
The bad news is that this dead body is not fresh at all! ! !
In order not to be taken away for research as a zombie, I tried various methods and finally discovered that the following methods can effectively prevent corrosion:
1. Apply sunscreen to remove body spots
2. Perform Baduanjin twice a day to relieve rigor mortis
3. Find people with sufficient yang energy to rub against.
…
(More methods, waiting to be unlocked)
Although it treats the symptoms rather than the root cause, there is a risk of being discovered that something is wrong with your body by always sticking stickers around others.
But for boys, it's not shabby to do some "medical beauty".
Moreover, there are many powerful detectives in this city called Mihua. With more help, the murderer will be caught soon!
Before that, there is still a small problem——
Now, two policemen in front of me were staring at me sharply.
There were splatters of blood on the walls and floor, and a bloody knife fell next to it. I was holding a freshly empty bottle of formalin in my hand.
Okay, so here comes the question.
How can I explain that the formalin in this bathtub is really for my own bathing.
Screenshot of copywriting for archives 2025.3.26
Intention: Make unremitting efforts towards the goal.