Copywriting: (x text platform personification)
The author Gu Gu woke up and found that he had traveled through time.
Instead of being dressed as a princess or a legitimate daughter, she was tied up and stuffed into a sedan chair, and was about to be married to a handsome man named "Jinjiang".
"Jinjiang...? Jinjiang!"
Gu Gu was horrified to find that the beautiful man in front of her was actually the incarnation of the porn platform she hated so much and couldn't let go of.
At this time, the system beeps.
[System prompt: Because you have written seven books as a eunuch, you have been resented by readers and exiled to Wen Dao Continent.
Gu Gu:? ? ?
Mrs. Jinbang next door was fine after supervising a row, so why should she arrest me? !
[System: Her writing is so good that readers won't let her go.
Gu Gu: ... System, you were an editor in your previous life, right?
On the night when she was forcibly married off by the Lord of Jinjiang, Gu Gu overturned the table and ran away.
But I encountered an even more outrageous world...
The divine king of Jinjiang forcibly married the author to fill his harem, and rushed to the street to "promise" the people who were so hungry that they gnawed on the trash can;
The Lord of Qi Miao City is throwing coins all over the street to recruit authors, but the only three meals a day are big steamed buns with "Yinghua Soup": (Bubble version ppt film version)
Emperor Longdian smiled evilly, rolled up his sleeves to reveal the watch painted on his arm and said: "Woman, you looked at me for five seconds, which proves that I will always be there for five seconds in your life!" (After speaking, he threw the pen with which he drew the watch into the river, showing a straight man's confident smile)
Gu Gu: ... Which age's pick-up skill was this? !
Prince Hong handed the candy with a smile and said: "Come to me, there is no threshold, everything is about the author first!" But Gu Gu caught a glimpse of the groups of zombies with the same appearance hidden under his sleeves.
……
In order to survive, Gu Gu tore up the Jinjiang marriage certificate on the left, grabbed the Qi Miao flyer on the right, slapped Long Dian wildly, and kicked Hong Shizi into the water. A series of operations were repeated among the major forces, and he shouted.
"I won't sign a contract of betrayal! I won't write a routine! I will rely on my strength to become a great god!"
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In July in the south of the Yangtze River, there are willows and apes roaring in the forest, and dragons sing softly. There is also an inn on the shore. The proprietress in the inn speaks Shaanxi dialect and chats and laughs with the knight playing with throwing knives. From time to time, the sound of "... Acupuncture hand" can be heard, but looking over, the young man here is in high spirits.
Jinjiang held her hand and came to a banyan tree.
But I saw that the umbrella cover was like a bucket, and the branches covered the sky. Although there were no new leaves on the branches now, the root system under the banyan tree was complicated and went deep into the ground. But I saw that in the past, thousands of mountains and rivers in the entire Wendao Continent were born from those root systems.
His eyes were affectionate and gentle, he broke off a banyan tree branch and gave it to her, and asked.
"Words are like an endless river, and authors are boats. Where are you going to take readers this time?"
Note:
[The cowardly and complaining heroine x the evil and sinister domineering god Jinjiang]
1. Except for the fact that Jin Jiang is related to the real-life platform, the rest of the supporting characters in this article are all made up by the author. If you feel familiar, it is definitely just familiar, really, really, really! (Important things should be discussed in three ways)
2. Male but not female c (?), Think about it carefully, if the x-literary platform only has a female author, it would probably be more terrifying... It may be an online scam...
3. A large-scale x-text platform in the anthropomorphic Shura field, where all the staff are crazy and criticize beauties (Jinjiang Yinzhi/Qi Miao Fried Hair/Long Dian Youyou/Hong Shizi Smiling Tiger)
4. This article is the result of the author's resentment towards Jinjiang. There is no technique but only emotion. I hope everyone can enjoy it and make complaints about it easily and happily. It would be great if you can collect it. Thank you.
Concept: Words are like an endless river, and authors are boats. Where do you want to take readers this time?
Reader comments
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"I don't have talent to carry with me" is a big bug for the author~
Drop - Happy Friday card~
"I don't have talent to carry with me" is a big bug for the author~