At three o'clock in the morning, I was woken up by a stray cat scolding me.
"Beast! It's so noisy!" It squatted on the window sill and gave me the middle finger.
The next day I discovered to my horror that I could hear the voices of all the teachers and students in the school.
Monitor Shen Qingyan calmly took notes on the surface, but was wailing in his heart: "Who is farting! I'm going to kill my dad!"
School bully Zhou Fang glared fiercely, feeling aggrieved: "My breakfast was eaten by a dog, I'm so hungry."
The radio station suddenly malfunctioned, and Shen Qingyan's cold broadcast spread throughout the campus:
"... The focus of moral education this week..."
The next second, the whole school heard his frantic inner scream:
"The principal talks like a frog! He's so annoying!"
——Now he is carrying a kitchen knife all over the school looking for me to silence him.
Purpose: above happiness