This article is a column in the entertainment industry, "The Straight Man Who Broke Me is Back Again", a short story within a play.
False Bones|Bamboo Horse|Old Enemy|Lover
As an adult, Lu Nan rarely celebrates birthdays.
The family fell into decline, the young master turned into a cow and a horse, and the down-and-out salesman vomited from the age of 24 to 25 in front of the KTV.
A high school classmate and colleague helped him buy water and pointed to the man in the luxury car not far away: "Xiao Nan, I just saw your brother."
"What a dream, where did I come from?"
Lu Nan looked up with sweat and saw Jiang Youzhi getting out of the car from a distance.
The man has soft eyes but clear goals. He wears a suit and leather shoes and looks like a noble and elegant scum.
Damn... The ghost is still here.
"Jiang Youzhi. Although my uncle is divorced, you two have been brothers for so many years. When you were in school, didn't you have to pester him to go home with you every day?"
"We broke up a long time ago. He's gay!"
The figure came closer and closer, Lu Nan's throat burned badly, and his tie was so tight that he was suffocating.
"Huh? Do gays also discriminate against gays?"
"... Shut up."
After all, Lu Nan has yet to find a reasonable explanation for Jiang Youzhi coveting his ass and him secretly recalling it.
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Jiang Youzhi has always known that Lu Nan is a little liar who is not good at pretending and has a hard mouth but a soft heart.
When you're drunk, you'll be aggressive, but you'll still be harsh with your words.
For example, on the first night, she complained about pain, on the second night, she complained about tiredness, and on the third night, she pretended to be reluctant and asked to do it again.
Meeting again after separation was not part of Jiang You's plan.
But now that it has happened, there is no possibility of going back to where it started.
◎Super tolerant vs. Explosive
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#My best friend actually likes a man and I will never play with him again
#If I don't look for him, he won't know how to look for me. Will he be angry?
#How dare you go on a blind date? Look at how good I am
#What should I do if my ex-brother slept with me? I'm waiting online in a hurry.
"He was running before it was over, thirst quencher in hand."
2025.7.22 The copy has been screenshotted
Intention: Don't worry about being late for a good meal.