"Every Gotham kid knows three things:
To pick a lock quickly, escape quietly.
And - never let Batman see your tears. "
The seven-year-old blue-eyed boy has no name, only a set of self-created rules for survival:
1. Count escape routes three times a day
2. When prying the tire, leave 1 PSI for easy prying next time.
3. Kindness must be disguised as indifference
4. Don't trust adults in cloaks (especially those who can fly)
"The most wonderful coming-of-age novel, if you ignore the petty crimes." --Red Hood Book Review Club
"Understands the darkness of Gotham better than Batman, and knows how to dig through trash cans better than Robin." - "Gotham Daily"
"Please do not imitate the techniques in the book, especially the chapter about using chewing gum to open a safe." - GCPD official statement
Intention: To live is to win!
Reader comments
I once dreamed that my boss smoked with one nostril, and I asked him why he didn't smoke with both nostrils, and then he told me to get out... The next day I saw my boss and I couldn't help but hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
It's so beautiful. This writing style feels like someone's trumpet. It's so awesome. I worship you, author.
I once dreamed that my boss smoked with one nostril, and I asked him why he didn't smoke with both nostrils, and then he told me to get out... The next day I saw my boss and I couldn't help but hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
It's so beautiful. This writing style feels like someone's trumpet. It's so awesome. I worship you, author.
Not updated anymore? ? ?
It really describes the dangers of Crime Alley