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I am the eldest daughter of the Wayne family. My family is weak and unable to take care of themselves, and is well-known in Gotham.
I bundled a system called Cat Simulator, which can simulate anyone's cat form.
I originally thought this thing was of no use, until my weak family members were kidnapped by bad guys for a live broadcast!
At the critical moment, after successfully using the simulator to save my family, I felt that I could no longer make amends like this.
I decided that in order to protect my family, I would become the boss of Gotham!
Later, strange things began to happen in Gotham: the kidnapper turned into a black cat during the live broadcast; a cat with hair like straw took a poison gas sample; a kitten with black and white patterns that looked like a penguin took the Iceberg Club's account book...
Later, the underworld of Gotham was unified by the Tiger Lady, and the Bat family decided to meet her.
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Bruce dotes on his eldest daughter, Sweet.
The manor is full of her figures sleeping anywhere. Wherever there is sunshine, you can see your daughter curled up in a ball, getting warm and fragrant in the sun.
Even if there is a magic in Gotham that turns people into cats, and even the Bat family and super villains have been repeatedly attacked, Bruce does not feel that it has anything to do with his eldest daughter.
She is just a soft, cute and coquettish little loser! What can she plan!
However, since taking back his little son, everything has been different.
Not only did he torment Sweet, he also came to complain to himself:
"Father, I can't believe that you can tolerate such a useless loser in the family! And you let me call her sister!"
Damian's green eyes were burning with anger:
"She can't use shurikens, she chews holes in her belt, throws smoke bombs, and she can chase them for a mile!"
Damian crossed his arms over his chest with disdain on his face:
"And you actually reduced the number of times she trains with me! You are too indulgent to her!"
Damian spoke loudly:
"Our family cannot tolerate such trash!"
Bruce lowered his head, and saw that his eldest daughter was stretching her trouser legs, hooking her little paws into the legs of his custom-made suit pants, and ruthlessly pulling out a few threads.
Bruce bent down, picked up his daughter, and looked at his younger son with disapproval.
"Damian, she's just a little kitten! She doesn't even have hands! What kind of shuriken can she use!"
*Main text family line, extra love line
*A lot of daily life mixed with a small amount of main lines
*Sweetie is a real kitten, just a smart individual in the group. The IQ gap between Sweetie and ordinary kittens can be compared to the IQ gap between Marie Curie and the author himself.
Pre-collection ① "Damian's Dog Training Record [Comprehensive British and American]"
Reincarnated as a Stranger Things demon dog, the good news is that I always wanted to be a dog in my previous life, but the bad news is that when I become the Demon King's dog, not only does it look scary, it has a big head, it can eat people, and it also has to follow the Demon King to attack the earth.
However, the puppy entered the wrong door. When he came out, he saw that the outside was not a humid American small town suitable for development, but a large desert that was too dry to shed and grow up.
It was lifted up by the green-eyed boy by its tail: Are you a lizard or a puppy?
Seeing the reflective knife in the boy's hand, the young devil dog obediently tucked its tail and closed its nails: Be your dog! I want to be your dog!
If a dog eats a person, he will be punished; if the dog does something wrong, he will be rewarded.
After a while, the dog was trained into a ball of dough, and Rice came to Gotham with the trained puppy.
The bat family is very enthusiastic about puppies.
Bluebird: Your dog's brain will blossom!
Rice is indifferent: The bigger the mouth, the faster it grows.
Dahong: Its mouth is full of rows of teeth.
Rice: The more you chew it with your teeth, the better it will be for digestion.
Cassandra: Draw a knife on a dog
Rice: Protect the puppy!
Only Ah Ba refused to accept any flattery. Faced with the situation where the demon dogs were about to invade on a large scale and prey on all living creatures, he decisively took out his flame gun and prepared to burn them to death!
However, Damian's devil dog tucked its tail between its legs, obediently fell to the ground and touched Bruce's leather boots with a kiss, then looked up to the sky and barked.
The other demon dogs that were attacking Gotham were miraculously still.
At the same time, the devil who cannot control the devil dog asks: Where is my dog? ?
Pre-collection of "Face Blind, So I Negotiated Three Red Buckets [Comprehensive British and American]"
After Red Hood became my father's subordinate, I fell in love with him at first sight.
Because he looks a lot like my three ex-boyfriends.
Jason Todd, the fierce Robin, and Wayne's adopted son.
The Red Hood has Jason's loyalty, Robin's kindness, and Wayne's adopted son's unruliness... The most important thing is that I, who is face blind, will never mistake him.
No matter how many times he rejected me, I still fell in love with him.
Finally, he took off his hood in front of me: "Victoria, you win, I really can't give up on you, I have always..."
My heart was pounding.
But I'm a good girl, so I interrupted him frankly:
"I'm sorry, I have always regarded you as a meal replacement for my three ex-boyfriends."
Red Hood was surprised and angry. But after he saw the photos of me and my ex-boyfriends, his expression became very strange.
I was shocked, he wouldn't - he wouldn't want to kill them!
But I was relieved immediately - fortunately, the grass on the graves of my ex-boyfriends was already many meters high.
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Finally, after the misunderstanding was resolved.
Red Hood was not very happy: When I took you to use the hook, you hugged Robin tighter than me.
I:?
Red Hood: So you like Robin better.
I:? ? ?
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Intention: Believe in yourself