Wear Books to Become Glamorous Cannon Fodder and Strive to Live a Peaceful Life
穿书成为美艳炮灰努力过上躺平生活
by Yu Ku (於妜)
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My name is Lin Huimin. I am a hardworking worker who has just graduated from college and finally found a job. I work from eight to six every day. Since I am an intern and have not yet become a full-time employee, I work overtime until very late every day... My father passed away very early, and my mother was a writer of online novels. She stayed in her room every day, and we had almost no communication, so I had long forgotten what the warmth and happiness of a family was like. I originally thought I would live an ordinary life like this, until today, I came home very late—— "Why did mom leave the book here?" I just turned on the light in the living room and accidentally stepped on a book. I raised my foot and bent down to pick it up. It was called "White Lotus Redemption". It was an ancient romance book. The male and female protagonists on the cover were wearing black and white clothes. I hadn't noticed what my mother was doing for a long time, and I didn't expect that it was beginning to develop into ancient romance. I knocked on my mother's door with my book in hand: "Mom, your book was left outside." There was no movement inside, so he was probably asleep. My mother's door is always locked and mysterious. As I entered the house, I took the book and looked around. When I looked up, I saw that the water heater had already boiled water, just in time for a comfortable bath. Lying in the bathtub, I feel like I have ascended to immortality. My body is wrapped in warm water, as light as a free and happy fish. I closed my eyes and enjoyed it for a while, then suddenly felt bored and caught a glimpse of the book "White Lotus Redemption" which I had conveniently placed on the table next to me at some point. I quickly picked up the book. Fortunately, it didn't get wet. I was also a little curious about what was written in the book. I opened the book - "Lin Zezhou? What kind of crazy criticism of the peerless devil?!" "Shen Yeyan? A pure, weak, silly and sweet heroine!? Isn't this too ridiculous?" I finally discovered that there is no normal person in this book, they all live to promote the plot and assist the hero and heroine. That's ridiculous. I am not very interested in the books written by my mother. I just read them out of boredom and never thought of the next plot. As expected, I was really not good at reading. After a while, I felt sleepy. My body slowly sank. The water level reached my shoulders and covered my chin. My breathing was mixed with water and was not smooth. My consciousness was blurred and chaotic. I tried my best to struggle but to no avail. Am I going to die here... No... I still have my dream of being the richest man yet to be fulfilled... I haven't eaten all the delicacies in the world yet... I haven't found a handsome boyfriend yet... I can't just die like this... Then... There were so many reversals, and then I died. Yes, I'm dead. I am no longer in pain, and my whole body feels light and airy, as if my soul has been separated, flying very high, and then floating far away. I don't know how long it took, but another familiar feeling of suffocation came over me. I was still unable to struggle. Suddenly, a stream of water was sucked into my nasal cavity. My consciousness suddenly woke up and my limbs became intuitive. I started to swing my body and opened my eyes—— The blue color in front of me is tinged with green, and I am in the river! I quickly calmed down and went upstream. Fortunately, it was not very deep. I swam ashore with my tenacious vitality. "Cough cough cough!" I went ashore wet and sat on the shore coughing. "Come up, come up! Miss Lin!" A group of voices I didn't recognize gradually became clearer from far away, and then several people wearing ancient costumes gathered around me. I struggled to open my eyes and see everyone's faces clearly: "Who are you?" "Hui Min!" Suddenly, a fair and dazzling-looking girl came into my eyelids. She was fair and beautiful, her eyes were moist and flushed, and she looked pitiful. Her voice was crying, and she rushed over and hugged me tightly. A faint floral fragrance lingered around her and entered my nose. I was confused before I understood the situation, and suddenly I felt that she looked familiar, as if I had seen her somewhere. "Lin Huimin, Shen Yeyan didn't mean it, don't worry about it." A cold and deep voice came. When I heard my name, I couldn't help but look over. A tall young man who looked similar to me looked at me. His expression was cold and ruthless. He was also wearing a strange ancient costume. The black robe and his cold appearance were not interesting. It's not my eldest brother, so I haven't said anything yet. And this group of weird people, are they crazy, right? I breathed a sigh of relief and raised my hand to wipe the water from my face. When I lowered my head, I saw my clothes made of silk and brocade, and my short hair that I had cut in high school was now wet and sticking to my back. I was even more confused. A strange environment, a strange group of people, and a strange myself. My eyes darkened and I fainted. I want to go home! ! ! The crowd was in chaos—— When I was in a coma, a weird memory entered my mind. Could it be that I had time-traveled into a book written by my mother? ! How should I go back? If it doesn't work, just lie down! Why did you bring the physical book in? ? Could you please be reasonable? . But it's good to be able to predict the future hahahahahahaha Although she was just a cannon fodder who didn't appear in the book a few times... She was still a beautiful girl! I'm very satisfied! If fighting sounds existed in ancient times, I would have become an internet celebrity long ago... I didn't expect that my mother would write BE articles. . The kind where everyone dies. . Fortunately, I'm just a cannon fodder who hasn't appeared in a few scenes. No one cares whether I die or not. (I don't know whether to cry or laugh.) ① The original character of Lin Huimin in ancient times: the only daughter of the Lin family who is beautiful, venomous, overbearing and arrogant. Both her parents doted on her. She has a strong family background and has whatever she wants. She hates the heroine Shen Yeyan because she is clumsy, weak and incompetent. The drowning after time travel was caused by Shen Yeyan accidentally bumping into her (it was really accidental) ②The character of the "female protagonist" Shen Yeyan: pure, weak, innocent, silly and sweet, clumsy and often unhelpful, surrounded by the aura of the heroine. The male protagonist always steps forward in dangerous moments, influencing the cold Lin Zezhou with his delicate and childish heart, and gaining the sweet love of the boss without any effort ~ ③The character of the "male protagonist" Lin Zezhou: Lin Huimin's cousin, also named General Lin, is a real strong and beautiful character. His mother died when he was two years old. He has lived with his father in the army since he was a child. He is used to seeing bloodshed and has developed a ruthless temper. No one can get along with him, but no one can beat him (because of the awesome male protagonist buff). Facing the delicate Shen Yeyan, I can't help but be influenced~ ④Mysterious figure: ...(Lin Huimin interjected: "There are so many handsome guys in the book~ I don't know which man will be lucky enough to hold hands with me? Please stay tuned!") *No historical background *Purely fictitious and original, any similarity is purely coincidental Purpose: Wear books to become glamorous cannon fodder and strive to live a peaceful life