[Original God] Work Rules for Lantern Holders

Whenever Corsica is asked how to be a good lamp bearer, he will give a formulaic answer: first, he must be brave, second, he must be smart, and finally, he must be able to play dumb. Brave because the Lampbearer's daily job is to fight the Wild Hunt. Smart, because in the unclaimed land of Nodkalai, only smart people can survive longer. Play dumb... If your acquaintances from hundreds of years ago appear in front of you one by one, and you are all nominally deceased, then you must learn to play dumb, otherwise it will be very embarrassing. Especially if the acquaintances include former bosses. Corsica still remembers the day when 'newcomer' Ferins joined the team. Although they haven't seen each other for hundreds of years, the past of burning the midnight oil to write work reports for each other is still vivid in his mind. Now the tide has turned, and Corsica has become the other party's boss. Looking at Felins who also pretended not to recognize him, Corsica made a decision—— Lampbearer Logistics Supervisor Corsica: From today on, all lampbearers must write work reports! New member of the Lampbearer, Philins: Do I want to write too? The first level of officialdom kills people. Corsica: Yes! - The first time I met the Executives of Fools Puppet: Is that you? You are still alive! Corsica:… Servant: Do you two know each other? Puppet: It was he who recommended me to try my luck in finding a job at Foolish People. Corsica: I actually recommended Dr. Puppet:? Servant:… Corsica: Just kidding. Corsica: If I go to get the referral award from Fools Now, can I still get it? - The segment review has been opened and there is no limit. Updated every night around 12 o'clock. Anti-theft 40% - Pre-receipt: "[Genshin Impact] Is it the end of us fools?" Many years after leaving the Fool, when Silko was being interviewed by reporters, he still thought of the day when the last executive son, Dadalia, released the Demon God of the Whirlpool in Liyue. A few months ago, Silko was still glad that he was working in Liyue and did not have to deal with the mess of the eighth executive officer beating the gods. "At that time I thought I would be unemployed." Silko told reporters seriously. "But I remember that you were not unemployed and were promoted to special envoy and transferred to Inazuma." "Yes, but being a rice wife is worse than losing your job!" Silko will never forget the time after he was transferred to Inazuma. What's even more terrifying is that just when he thought his job at Inazuma was already difficult, fate told him that it was still sweet. As long as a person can endure hardship, there will be endless suffering. In Sumeru, Silko watched as the Sixth Executive Officer faced off against the Blond Traveler and the Grass God. In Fontaine, Silco watched helplessly as the last of the executives was arrested, the prophecy came true, the floods surged, and he couldn't swim. In Nata, Silko watched helplessly as the first among the executive officers disappeared. In Nodkalai, Silko watched helplessly as the executive officers began to fight among themselves, and in the end, the three and four seats together with the seven seats beat up the slice of the second seat. At the solstice… Forget it. Silko closed his eyes, with only one sentence in his mind: Are we fools doomed? - Reporter: Speaking of which, why don't you resign? Silko: I resigned. Where can I get the material to write about the daily life of executives and sell it for money? Reporter: ... Reporter: Do the executives know? Silko: I know. Silko: They told me not to have too much respect for objective facts when writing. Reporter: ... Silko: So I gave each of them a very touching and emotional experience. Silko: No need to thank me. The royalties are all the mental damages I deserve. Purpose: Chasing the dawn