Bodhisattva

[Female who looks cold and weak but is actually extremely powerful x man who looks tough but is actually an old fox and green tea man] Li Qipu, the number one evildoer on the path to immortality, once made all the conspirators worship him. Once he died, he opened his eyes and traveled to modern society, becoming a "weak fool" who was almost abducted by human traffickers. No magic power? Beauty, do you want to know more about the haunted house sleep tester? BOSS slapped his chest directly: "The work is easy and the remuneration is good! Food, housing, five insurances and one housing fund are included~" In the strange world of the 21st century, everyone no longer believes in gods and Buddhas and abides by the law. Li Qipu:...... But who will tell her that on her first night on the job—— What was that rotten thing crawling with maggots running towards her? In order to survive, she was forced to return to her old job and joined the 931 investigation team. At the scene of the crime, the squad leader asked: "What did you do last night? This guy died so miserably." Li Qipu thought for a while and said, "Fu Lu Barbecue." Team members and lively crowd:? ? ? What the hell, are you here to catch the scheming ancestor? Li Qipu won the applause of the urban people for his super-high force and deception skills, but because he didn't understand modern language and advanced equipment, he went crazy and was ridiculed by other units. Until later, Li Qipu had a thousand-year-old trick in his hand. Although he had no magical power, he could actually eliminate the ancestor. Other groups: Where does this Zhong Kui come from! Stunned teammates: Merit +1+1+1... A wandering lunatic transforms into the revered leader of a paranormal investigation team. Some people are jealous: "It's just a restoration of a lost talisman. If you have the ability to tame a spirit, come and see." Unexpectedly, in front of everyone, Li Qipu waved his hand, and the thousand-year-old sword that had been sealed for a long time was gently summoned. Sword Spirit Yinglu said cheerfully: "Master, master, are the sweet and sour pork ribs from yesterday still to your liking?" "What do you want to eat today? How about I show you my talent?" "Master, do you think this cloud looks like the one you used to cut off my sword in anger?" Like a puppy, he doesn't even look at anyone else. Others:! ! ! My face hurts. Li Qipu raised his forehead. If he had known that this sword talked so much, he should have broken it in the first place! Sword Spirit Yinglu often thinks of his previous life, when he and Li Qipu quarreled every day when they were senior brothers, competing for the top spot in the Immortal Dao Ranking. Immortal friends consider him to be his destined enemy. On the surface, Ying Lu pretends not to care, but in fact, he often helps his junior sister clear up her achievements by giving her meals, pens, and tricks... He doesn't want to be the first in cultivation. He clearly just wants to be the first. But then he died. A trace of soul was sealed in the ashes of Li Qibo's sword for no reason. Ying Lu was completely heartbroken. Who did this? Even death makes people unclean! Until one day, he traveled to modern times and saw the junior sister he had longed for. Ouch, a God-given opportunity! ! ! Reading guide: 1. This article travels through the past and present, and the plot is oriented. 2. Group portrait, 1V1, SC, the heroine grows up, and the protagonist is not a perfect character. 3. There are many complex female characters in this article, both good and bad. 4. All the settings in this article are fictional, and the author is a successor to socialism! 5. There is no warranty for new products. Finally, thank you for all your suggestions and opinions. Intention: Stick to your heart and be firm in yourself.