Can Pet Fish Also Be Used as Old Attackers?

Shi Ji, a farmer who was born in the new era but is still desperately poor. The only thing that makes him unique is that he can talk to all the furries in the world. "Want to be my dog? I don't raise idle dogs here. Tomorrow you will come to work on the live broadcast to deliver goods, and your performance will be 50-50!" "Want to be my cat? I don't keep free cats here either. I'll fine you a thousand for breaking a bowl!" If you don't want to be a dog slave, you won't be a cat slave. Shi Ji is the master of singing as a turned serf. Although the family was lively and lively, there was only one living member. Shi Ji looked at the four acres of land at home and gritted his teeth to buy a mermaid from the market. The mermaid was covered in blood and had more air coming out than taking in air. Shi Ji bought it cheaply and spent a lot of effort to cure him. Look at the tendon meat on this guy's body, he will definitely be able to carry a hoe when he recovers! Finally, the mermaid's injuries healed and the human legs separated. Shi Ji rubbed his hands happily: "Your task today is to hoe the ground!" Ye Mu raised his eyelids: "Me." "Of course it's you!" "No." Ye Mu simply lay back on the bed. Shi Ji:...? Isn't this story going the wrong way? Adhering to the principle of never abandoning or giving up, Shi Ji taught the mermaid he bought back with a huge investment of 300 yuan. "My name is Shi Ji, and I am your master. Come and repeat after me!" "Our slogan is: hoe the ground honestly, and you will be rewarded!" "A hoe a day keeps illness away from me!" He shouted until his mouth went dry, but the mermaid just stared at him with his arms folded, without saying a word. Occasionally, sporadic smiles would flash in his eyes. Shi Ji:...... My nose feels red. Before Shi Ji could get angry, he suddenly heard a voice. [What did Jili Gulu say? I want to kiss you. Shi Ji:? Looking up again, the mermaid was still sitting there with his head casually propped up, not speaking, but staring at his lips. He is looking at me. Hoe the ground? Of course, but I want to ask for more than one reward...] Become... A perverted fish? ! The hoe in Shi Ji's hand hit the ground with a clang. A few years later, the mermaid tribe finally found their wandering king in a small shabby house. "Dear King——" Before the ministers could cry and kneel down to greet him, their elegant mermaid leader dropped his hoe to the ground with a clang. "Stop howling and go hoe the ground for your princess." The crying stopped suddenly, and a group of mermaids all looked at the young man next to Ye Mu. Shi Ji had no expression on his face and stepped on their king hard in front of the ministers. One sentence introduction: The pet fish he bought at a low price fell in love with him at first sight. What is his morality? Where is reproductive isolation? ... Where is the marriage certificate? Purpose: Active life