Brainless | Dog Blood | Death Escape | Xiong Jing | Shura Field | Crematorium | Heartthrob
Because my brain is sick, I behave strangely and aggressively; because I am unlucky every day, I feel dead and complain.
Yang Wei, male, 23 years old, orphan.
Not long after I got to work, I was knocked out of the Phantom by my boss's son's Rolls-Royce Phantom. When I woke up in the hospital, I was struck by a double critical attack:
1. He is cannon fodder in a Danmei novel.
In the novel, there are all kinds of clingy milk dogs, cold doctors, yandere junior students, popular actors, and domineering CEOs.
There are all kinds of moral taboos, brotherly rebellion, strong sexual intercourse, drug addiction, and role-playing.
Of course, this has nothing to do with him being a cannon fodder.
But it happens!
The protagonist Shou is his wife who he grew up with!
2. He got brain cancer and only had three months to live.
In the near future, his wife will meet the men in the novel one by one, and a series of unplayable plots will unfold.
Especially Ji Chang, who bumped into him, playing "You don't want your husband to lose his job" while he was in poor health and sleeping.
This dog lacks virtue!
Yang Wei laughed angrily. Forget about the author's immoral plot, could you please give me some tips on the name?
Do you know how much childhood trauma this bad name brought to him?
I call myself "impotent" and this dog man is called "Chicken Chief"? ! !
…
It's about a man's responsibility and his wife's safety, so Yang Wei starts a cuckold defense war.
Before he dies, no one can touch a hair on his wife!
However, during the action, the plot gradually got out of control.
Why are all the plots in the novel directed at him?
"Brother... Can you teach me?"
"Relax, just checking in."
"Don't try to escape, you are my most perfect work."
"There are paparazzi outside... Just call them if you can."
Later, everyone said they loved him.
The innocent little girl slapped herself for him, the yandere schoolmate burst into tears for him, the popular star banged her head against the wall for him, the cold doctor bled for him...
Looking at the short skirt on his body, the collar on his neck, the needle holes on his arms, the chains on his ankles, and the group of men in front of him, Yang Wei slowly raised a question mark
Budui!
Wife, why are you standing inside?
... Forget it, do whatever you want, he won't live long anyway.
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Attacking the small theater^_^:
Yang Wei: You are mentally ill.
Ji Chang (taking the orange): What a coincidence, you are also mentally ill, and we are a perfect match!
Yang Wei: I am the one above.
Ji Chang (peeling the orange): What a coincidence. I am also the one above. The two of us are a perfect match.
Ji Chang (passing the orange): Do you want to eat navel oranges? Very sweet.
Yang Wei:? ? ?
Author, can you really pass the review by writing this?
Ps:
1. Yang Wei's personality is relatively complicated, he is not as good-tempered as he showed in the early stage, and he doesn't really like his original wife.
2. The main attacker is Ji Chang, whose behavior is unpredictable
3. Everyone is sick
4. Clean
5. I drew the cover myself and it's a bit sloppy, but Xiaoyang actually looks very good-looking.
6. The copywriting * is because the original words sometimes fail to pass the review. The replacement with * is the author's final stubbornness.
7. Let yourself go. It has no writing and is full of bad jokes. It may be embarrassing. Please save your brain before watching it. Having fun watching it is the most important thing.
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[The following is the copy received in advance]
Coldness, hypocrisy, madness, righteous attack & being evil every day and accepting it (double evil people)
1.
Mo Qi, the new demon lord of the three realms, the living Yama who crawled out of the mountain of corpses in the sea of blood
A stunning appearance is a life-enhancing talisman, and a heavenly cultivation is a sword that kills immortals.
The world fears him like a snake and a scorpion, waiting for him to think of him and wipe out the whole world with blood.
Then, halfway through raising the knife, Mo Qi's cultivation was inexplicably cleared, and a strange voice appeared in his head.
Bite! Positive Energy System is here to serve you! If you want to regain your strength, you must first be a good person!
Mo Qi: ╭(°A°`)╮! !
What is this positive ability? Do you know what a villain is?
All cultivation is lost, surrounded by wolves, the kneeling demon grinds its teeth in the dark, and the self-proclaimed righteous fairy gate is watching with eager eyes.
If he wanted to survive, Mo Qi could only rely on disguise and follow the requirements of this broken system.
From then on, the craziest devil began to do good deeds and accumulate virtues
Those who talk about benevolence, righteousness and morality in advance will then laugh three times in the sky after everyone is confused, and then start to deceive people unscrupulously.
Rumors in the world: The world of cultivation is missing a villain, but there is an extra pervert.
2.
Xu Feng rescued a young man with no cultivation from the devil's pile.
At that time, he had just killed all the monsters in the cave, and before turning around to leave, he caught a glimpse of white in the corner of the mountain of corpses and sea of blood.
The young man's eyes were clear and bright, filled with fear and confusion, so he took the man with him and taught him benevolence, justice, morality, and uprightness...
Until later I saw this man chanting the righteous principles he taught, but doing wanton evil things, laughing loudly, with unabashed arrogance and contempt
He looked completely different from his usual self.
Intention: My destiny is determined by me and not by God (Zhensheng)
Reader comments
The two of you together look like an orange petal. You have divided the upper and lower parts [Like]
I'm laughing so hard that I'm about to get my name
As soon as you wake up, you start talking bad things and asking for status. I'm really impressed by you [covering face, laughing and crying]
The last time I had such an unexpected ending, I might have been so beautiful by myself in the mirror [dog head]
I tried many times, but in the end I had to delete some paragraphs, sorry if they are incoherent.
He also asked the man he went to school with to give him five million before leaving Dandan!
Although I feel stung, I also feel a bit BT, the chick deserves to be you!
Ah ah ah, is it actually going to end? [Biting handkerchief]
I forgot earlier, my feelings are no less than yours! Forget about it later, finish with flowers! [Please] Okay, I will start to enjoy the fattening part [Hug] Happy cooperation with the director, please come up with the extra and next part soon [Okay]
Damn it💢💢hammering the table [crying] [crying] Why didn't you show it for an hour!
Why is there a callback? I beg you [crying]
Finished spreading flowers! ! (While peeking at the hour when Dandan rewrites the plot)
Oops, I just want to express my condolences to Xiaoyang for saying goodbye to this ppba that can never go out [please please] This hour's content is warm and uproarious (bushi). Sometimes I feel that the atmosphere between the two of them is too youthful and delicious, and sometimes I want to sew the chick's mouth shut [please] But I still wish you two good luck in the future Changchang 99~[Spread Flowers][Spread Flowers]
It just happened to end with my summer vacation. I don't want to start school [burst crying]
There is a kind of love called letting go~~[crying]
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Damn it, I won't be able to eat at school tomorrow. The main text is over [biting the handkerchief] I wish you a happy ending of the main text [let me be healthy] the chicken and the lamb will always be happy [biting the handkerchief] looking forward to another sweet episode [hugging the thigh]
It's over, it's over. Now it's really red-eyed literature.
"Except for the one I didn't have time to write..." This is a big bug for the author~
There's enough time
The two of you together look like an orange petal. You have divided the upper and lower parts [Like]
I'm laughing so hard that I'm about to get my name
As soon as you wake up, you start talking bad things and asking for status. I'm really impressed by you [covering face, laughing and crying]
The last time I had such an unexpected ending, I might have been so beautiful by myself in the mirror [dog head]
I tried many times, but in the end I had to delete some paragraphs, sorry if they are incoherent.
He also asked the man he went to school with to give him five million before leaving Dandan!
Although I feel stung, I also feel a bit BT, the chick deserves to be you!
Ah ah ah, is it actually going to end? [Biting handkerchief]
I forgot earlier, my feelings are no less than yours! Forget about it later, finish with flowers! [Please] Okay, I will start to enjoy the fattening part [Hug] Happy cooperation with the director, please come up with the extra and next part soon [Okay]
Damn it💢💢hammering the table [crying] [crying] Why didn't you show it for an hour!
Why is there a callback? I beg you [crying]
Finished spreading flowers! ! (While peeking at the hour when Dandan rewrites the plot)
Oops, I just want to express my condolences to Xiaoyang for saying goodbye to this ppba that can never go out [please please] This hour's content is warm and uproarious (bushi). Sometimes I feel that the atmosphere between the two of them is too youthful and delicious, and sometimes I want to sew the chick's mouth shut [please] But I still wish you two good luck in the future Changchang 99~[Spread Flowers][Spread Flowers]
It just happened to end with my summer vacation. I don't want to start school [burst crying]
There is a kind of love called letting go~~[crying]
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Damn it, I won't be able to eat at school tomorrow. The main text is over [biting the handkerchief] I wish you a happy ending of the main text [let me be healthy] the chicken and the lamb will always be happy [biting the handkerchief] looking forward to another sweet episode [hugging the thigh]
It's over, it's over. Now it's really red-eyed literature.
"Except for the one I didn't have time to write..." This is a big bug for the author~ There's enough time
Wow wow wow wow finish scattering flowers [fireworks][fireworks][fireworks][fireworks][fireworks][fireworks]
Blessings can no longer be given suddenly
When I first clicked on the copy, I couldn't accept the name. Now that I look at it, I feel so warm and full of blessings [hug] [touch head]
I'm going to [burst into tears] and I'll die if I'm so good at talking.
Oh oh oh, the flowers are finished! ! ! Yangwei Airport should be happy [poor][poor][poor]
The end is full of flowers! I hope there will be more extras
You two will drive a lot in the future [Huang Xin]
Just tell me, does it matter?
Keep your word, whoever regrets it is a dog
Silly boy, you are still enjoying yourself being treated as a substitute.
👈🏻👆🏻👉🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻💦