The Path My Teacher Takes You to Take Is the Path to Wealth
为师带你走的路是致富路
by Cheesy Grilled Corn (芝士烤玉米)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 14k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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As the saying goes, money is something external to oneself. ——But it cannot be without. As the saying goes, those who cultivate immortality are very rich. --Fart. Liu Zhuzhou should have known that these days, there are only a few among the few who will not give up for five buckets of rice. Not to mention! This is modern! The real year 2025! Information technology is so advanced that the interconnection of all things has long been realized. The art of chanting secrets and mantras is no match for steel guns and iron cannons, and airplanes and rockets can even fly with flying swords. 2025, What era is it? These days, anything is easy to say, as long as you have money, money can make all the difference. Liu Zhuzhou, a genius of a generation, with the best spiritual root, has a long sword named Anxue, which can cause the wind to break through the fog, and is nicknamed Xue Jinghong. After taking over Jianyun Peak and becoming the peak master, he finally discovered Jianyun Peak's unknown and shocking secret - making ends meet. And the fiscal deficit is 20,000 taels of spiritual stone. Wait, I know we sword cultivators are very poor, but we are not that poor, right? This is all a negative number! - The first time Liu Zhuzhou met Lin Zixia was when he was forced to study hard for three years in order to get a bachelor's degree in the mortal world. What are you thinking about? As the saying goes, the fastest way to change your class is to study. Lin Tixia, the best among the three good students, was stalked by Liu Zhuzhou in exchange for half an hour of after-school tutoring every day. Although Liu Zhuzhou is a genius of a generation and has the best spiritual roots. But all his skill points are focused on the path to immortality. Do you want him to understand Newton's three laws? Periodic table of elements? Bayesian formula? Marxist philosophy? Come on, stop talking nonsense. Fortunately, I have Lin Cixia, a really good and dedicated teacher. After school again, Liu Zhuzhou stared at Lin Zixia's side face, and suddenly found that the person in front of him had strange bones and a faint flow of spiritual energy in his body - he could actually introduce energy into his body without the guidance of his master. He was a very rare genius in cultivating immortals. Liu Zhuzhou suddenly felt blessed. "Young man, you are destined to be with me. Are you interested in becoming my disciple?" "?" Where did this ancient young man come from? Liu Zhuzhou smiled as brightly as a spring breeze: "Excuse me for being abrupt, but I am the master of Sword Cloud Peak. I have three thousand disciples, and - I have no direct disciples yet." "If you are willing to become my disciple, call me master and I will give you my life." Lin Tixia looked away from the math test paper, raised her eyes to look at him, and said without saltiness: "Treat it as soon as possible, the second grade disease is also a disease." Liu Zhuzhou smiled brightly, turned his wrist, and a silver sword appeared out of thin air in his hand. He smiled brightly and held a sword flower in his arm. The person in front of him blinked in disbelief. "Magic?" Liu Zhuzhou smiled without saying a word, silently gathering his spiritual energy, and a small lightning flashed out of his palm. The person in front of me was stunned: "Banxian'er, what can you teach me?" "From astronomy to geography, flying in the sky to embrace the moon, soaring in the clouds and riding in the mist, everything is possible!" Lin Zixia was disdainful and sneered: "What's so difficult about this? Modern technology can do it." Liu Zhuzhou's smile cracked. "Then - how about summoning souls and exorcising ghosts, subduing demons and slaying demons, predicting the future?" Lin Zixia's eyes lit up: "Is this true?" Liu Zhuzhou smiled and shook his non-existent sleeves: "Children are innocent!" At that time, Lin Xixia had not realized that the road ahead to get rid of poverty and become rich was so long. After winning the battle to get rid of poverty in the world, he still had to fight the battle to get rid of poverty in the fairy world! - Sword Cloud Peak—— "Is it too late to refund the ticket now?" Lin Zixia looked at the slightly desolate Xianmen with an eyebrow, feeling as if she was rushing into a pit of fire. "Is your sect a little poor..." The man next to him had an air of immortality, smiled, and gently pressed his index finger against his lips. "Shhh—just now." Liu Zhuzhou was full of enthusiasm: "In a few years, if you want a luxury house, you will have a villa, if you want a luxury car, you will have a supercar!" "The path my teacher takes you to take is the path to wealth!" - Lin Zaixia, who was looking at the female ghost from afar in the haunted house, fell silent. You didn't say that the way to get rich is to become an internet celebrity! Intention: Man can conquer nature
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