Documentary blogger Zhou Yu overturned!
Accounts are limited, cooperation is all available, and deposits are in short supply. Life feels like soaking in seafood-flavored instant noodle soup and going rancid.
Until he came across an underwater video - black hair like algae, fish tail like stars, the man was like a god, whispering dark blue poems.
The number one mermaid in City C's "Azure Deep Sea" is Lan tide.
Zhou Yu patted his thigh: It's just you! Recording the mermaid actor's "30 Days on the Water" and his incredible comeback!
However, the door of the "Azure Deep Sea" is made of titanium alloy!
The front desk declined politely, and the publicity kicked the ball, and the security guard was trying to fight. The iron-blooded director Sister Wang's mouth was sharper than a scalpel: "You can't protect yourself, but you still want to take advantage of us?"
When Zhou Yu cut out the demo, he finally opened a crack in the door and saw the real person - Lan tide.
Lan tide was silent for a while, then raised three fingers.
"1. Don't get the camera too close."
"Two, you are not allowed to ask personal questions."
"Three, can't stand it? Get out of here."
Zhou Yu: "... Promise!"
As a result, the conspicuous bag blogger began his daily life of dancing in the "clamshell mermaid" minefield:
Filming training? However, he twisted like an electric shock and was judged as "poor core."
Photograph and feed the fish? Being chased by a penguin and pecking his butt, the mermaid teacher resolved the crisis with a single call.
Celebration party? Zhou Yu was so drunk that he dragged Lan tide to sing "The Lonely Warrior" and ran to the Pacific Ocean out of tune.
When the storm of public opinion hit, Heizi shouted "showing misfortune", Lan tide's old injury relapsed and was forced to stop the show, Zhou Yu gritted his teeth and shouldered all doubts, and used the ultimate trump card.
"Transformation of a Blogger: The blogger with conspicuous bags turned into a mermaid! He personally went into the water and proved the price of 'beauty'!"
When everything ends, the relationship between the two should have ended here...
As a result, Zhou Yu held Lan tide's hand tightly, his eyes brightening astonishingly: "Teacher Lan tide! The story under the water is finished. Above the water... Can I sign a life-long contract?"
Lan tide held his hand tightly and pulled him close, her breath filled with moisture: "Sign. Zhouyu... My shore, my star." Lowered his head and kissed her.
[Gentle and tough clam shell mermaid attack x sunny, cheerful and conspicuous package]
ps:
1. Zhouyu receives, Lan tide attacks.
2. The author doesn't know much about the relevant industries and is just using his imagination. However, in order to make the plot reasonable and smooth, the author will search for information.
3. This article is a light-hearted and funny romantic comedy. Although the plot will be reasonable, for the sake of comedy effect, some plots can be enjoyed and enjoyed without going into details.
Purpose: Using reality as a lens, let's go to the stars together
