Why Am I Not Dead Yet?

Copywriting: Xu Zhiqiu, a good-for-nothing disciple of the Xuanshan Sect's Ten Thousand Formations Sect who was left to die. He had an ordinary appearance and extremely poor talent. He could not remember a basic formation even after he drew it eight hundred times. His conduct is even more outrageous. He spends all day walking around with cats and dogs, and even beats fellow students. But such a trashy dim sum with bad conduct was engaged to the world-famous sect leader and a close disciple, the future leader of the righteous path, Dao Mingjun. The leader is married to a loser, and the marriage contract cannot be changed. Dao Mingjun in the Three Realms and Six Continents sighed with regret, especially after knowing that Dao Mingjun's heart belonged to someone else. Fortunately, this Taoist monk who was disliked by everyone failed to succeed in the end. On the day of the wedding, the barbarian entered the wilderness. Dao Mingjun went thousands of miles away to protect his sweetheart. Xu Zhiqiu was pierced by an arrow. His red wedding dress was like a stream of fire, and he fell from a 10,000-meter peak to his death. Dao Mingjun finally regained his freedom. —— Xu Zhiqiu died, and then lived again. When he opened his eyes, he went back to the time when he was still eating and drinking at Wanzhenmen. At that time, the engagement was still there, the body was still broken, and his fellow disciples had not been tortured enough to avoid him. After thinking about what he would experience in a few years, between canceling the engagement and leaving the mountain to protect himself from going down the same road, he chose to stay here and continue to lie there waiting to die. He only had a few years to live, so he was too lazy to move or waste any more words, so he worked hard to make the mandarin duck wait a few more years. Sure enough, we got married again. But this time Liuzhou was fine, and his fiancé stayed firmly in charge of the sect, not moving an inch. The silver bells of the Jiange were ringing and the red silk was flying all over the sky. It seemed like this marriage was really going to happen. Death is not on the cards for the time being, and I don't really want to get married. We can't really let him break up the two miserable mandarin ducks. So under the thousand-year-old peach tree, he leaned against the red railing of the high platform, his fiery red wedding dress fluttering in the wind. In the sea of flowers, he took off the big red hairband and threw it down, with his long white hair flowing down. He asked the new demon king who happened to be passing by (?): "Take me away." White hair and red clothes, smiling lazily. The Demon Lord raised his hand to catch the red hairband, and in the next moment, he hugged the red figure who jumped down from the high platform without any scruples. After thinking about it for decades, I finally stole the bright moon and returned home. ①1V1, he, the attack is Demon Lord Xuanzhi, like a copywriter, I want to write some classic puppy blood ②Shou is very good-looking, but he has not learned how to disguise himself well, his facial pinching skills are not good, and he is sick but can be beaten, so he is not a real waste snack; Shou is not a local, so there will be some modernized expressions in the article; and Shou has low quality x ③For example, in the copywriting, the male partner occupies a certain amount of space, not the whole article is about the young couple. ④The first version of the copy was written on 25.7.28 ⑤There is nothing to say, I wish you all happiness and fortune every day! Motto: A little kindness can warm people's hearts