Zhuang Tong, a modern social animal, suddenly died due to the wonderful merits of "helping the old lady cross the road ten thousand times".
Good news: He has become an immortal and is immortal.
Bad news: The fairy world also has to work part-time! The merit points are all gone, and you are so poor that you fall into pieces!
After joining Tianting Insurance Company, Zhuang Tong became a new star in the fairy world.
KPI? Have! Daily or weekly newspaper? Have! Blame dumping party? Every day!
There are so many weird cases: Does being knocked unconscious by a wishing coin count as a work-related injury? Will the insurance cover a speeding crane that hits a pillar?
That Jiang Yubai from the next door department, recognized as a gentle man in the fairy world?
Ha, Zhuang Tong sneered: If you believe that he is as gentle as jade, it is better to believe that I can lie down tomorrow!
This thing is absolutely black when cut open! Specially designed to trick honest people (?) Like him!
> Zhuang Tong's daily rant:
> "Why do you still have to be a social animal after you die and ascend? Is it love? Is it responsibility?"
> Jiang Yubai smiled and added: "No, it's poverty."
> "Is Moon Hill free? How much does it cost to visit Shigang six times? I don't want to choose either one!"
> Until they dug up the shocking secret of Tianting Insurance...
> Is it better to live in peace in the "moon" years, or is it better to fight through the "six times" and be riddled with thorns?
> Zhuang Tong rolled up his sleeves (immortal robe) and looked at the unfathomable "comrade" and "scammer" beside him:
> "Fuck him! - Let's agree first, I want 70% of the merit points this time!"
> [The hilarious journey of social animals to immortality begins! Bai Qie and Hei Smiling Tiger
Purpose: Labor is the most glorious
