The honest farmer's wife x, who is crazy about updating updates in the whole interstellar, found herself as the android commander of the prototype of restricted articles on the whole network.
Copywriting of this article
Liao Yuwen is a rare wild writer from a remote planet. In an era when most humans have lost the ability to read and write due to brain degeneration, they can only write and translate information with the help of AI.
While relying on the brain-computer input terminal to show off the standardized cool articles produced by AI, readers cried like dogs in her words full of delicate emotions.
Liao Yuwen originally only wanted to write articles, farm, cover up her waistcoat, eat and wait to die. Until one day, she rescued a military android that crashed in her potato field.
The man has broad shoulders, a narrow waist and long legs, and is extremely handsome. Liao Yuwen was blinded by beauty for a while. Not only did she spend her own money to buy parts, but she also spent all night reading the maintenance manual.
As a result, after the other party woke up, not only did they have zero communication, but they also gave him a wanted interstellar gift package!
Liao Yuwen, who left her hometown and boarded the man's starship with her baby potato: "..."
Peasant women and snakes, right? OK, very good.
That night, she was so inspired that she published three new chapters in the Star column.
The new male protagonist: the cold and powerful android commander.
New plot: external battle damage, forced love, secret room confinement, mecha play... Whatever the excitement, the scale will blow up the galaxy.
Readers reveled: "The teacher's emotion module is also in full swing today! It's so exciting and I love it!"
There are even fanatical fans who urge for updates to the point of irritation, leaving hundreds of comments every day.
But she soon discovered that the way the commander looked at her was getting more and more strange, and it was exactly the same as the desire she described in her pen.
What's worse is that he always seems to be able to do something that makes her blush, have trouble breathing, or even stop updating for several days before she updates.
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After saving the entire galaxy by accident, Liao Yuwen returned home and was writing happily when her door was blown open by a military-grade energy shield.
Outside the door, the commander himself, who should have been thousands of miles away, and whom she wrote "skeleton is still strong even after seven times a night", was walking in with long legs.
The data report he held in his hand clearly showed how her words caused his core processor to heat up abnormally.
"Ms. Liao, you have been suspected of illegally obtaining military secrets. I need an explanation for the data anomalies caused by those descriptions and practices, as well as your unauthorized use of my image."
Liao Yuwen: "..."
She just wants to delete the article and run away.
Is it too late to bite her to death for being just a potato farmer?
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Later, Interstellar headlines exploded.
"Shock! The popular online article about forced love between androids is actually documentary literature!
"Frontline News: The commander applied to establish a permanent text creation research base on a remote star and personally served as the "chief security steward"?
In the base, the former indifferent weapon was frowning, holding a retro pen carefully with the hand used to holding energy guns, and wrote crooked handwriting on the paper:
"Today's potatoes have been collected. There are 12 points in the plot you wrote last night that do not conform to human body mechanics. Suggest modifications. Or, I can provide practical reference. - Your chief reader and research subject, Starfall (NA-42)"
# The whole universe is waiting for the wife to update, only the commander is waiting for the wife to practice
# From forced love to true love, only one step is needed
# About the fact that I wrote a restricted article but it has already collapsed in the face of the author
# He is the only one in the universe who can directly read my words, but now he seems to be able to read them too well
Small Theater
NA-42, who returned to the starship after being seriously injured, discovered an unusually high-resonance emotional data stream on the Internet.
Tracing the source, he clicked on the serial novel that fascinated the entire Star Network.
Chapter one, familiarity.
Chapter 2 is very familiar.
Chapter 3, "... The commander's bionic body has always had a constant temperature, and the temperature alarm was triggered for the first time."
The silver-haired, blue-eyed, taciturn male protagonist in the book, who was rescued by the heroine after being injured, is holding his body against the bulkhead...
He called up all the chapters, and the keyword scan results were shocking:
· "Muscle lines": mentioned 87 times.
· "A dark fire ignited in the cold eyes": mentioned 42 times.
· Descriptions of various indescribable intimate encounters: about 23,000 words in total.
NA-42:…………
He looked at the peacefully sleeping girl next to him, and then looked at the statistical records; confused but earnestly imitating the tone and wording in the comment area, he wrote hundreds of different comments:
"My wife's character this time is so cool! It's so cold and I love it!"
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The first version of the copy was left on 26.02.09
Proper title: "The Edge Throws to the Ground"
Reading guide:
1. Interstellar pseudo-science fiction, the principles are all based on nonsense. An imaginary worldview has nothing to do with reality.
2. The setting is that due to the evolution of the technology tree, most people have degenerated the [angular gyrus area] and [posterior middle frontal gyrus] of the brain, and suffer from "alexia" and "agraphia". They are unable to read and write (that is, process written text symbol information) without relying on AI translation, but oral language communication is not hindered.
3. Mainly emotional, with plot lines
4. The male protagonist is indifferent and stupid at first, but later falls in love. At first I scoffed, but later I learned every word.
Purpose: Don't write nonsense
