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I am Bai Sisi. I have traveled through time. The new world is really scary. It is full of humans.
There is no other way. In order to avoid being hurt by humans, I can only pretend that I am a social person who travels frequently and works as a noble cleaner.
But humans are just as annoying as the legend says. They always ignore the work I am proud of - they create garbage in the Grand Line, litter the playing cards in the Sky Arena, scatter plasma in horror movies, abandon babies in Privet Drive, and try to make the smelly trolls throw big shit eggs at the school gate...
God knows how humans can be so rude!
No one cares who wiped the blood on the ground, who packed up the corpses with flying limbs, how the ecological waste was fished out, how the playing cards were reused, or how the baby smashed them in his hands.
Until one day.
When I was sweeping the floor at Marine Headquarters, I heard the sonorous voice of the red-haired man - "This time... Please give me some face."
Family members, I understand——
The most important thing in the human world is face!
The rubber man threw bones around after eating and refused to give me face. I beat him up and warned him that I was the woman who wanted to become the King of Cleansing.
The handsome red-haired clown threw playing cards in the corridor and refused to give me face. I ate all his apples and dug up all the apple seedlings.
The black-haired female ghost threw corpses from the ceiling and refused to give me face. I snatched her black cat and burned her house through.
The noseless snake-faced man entered the school without first rubbing his soles and leaving footprints all over the ground. He didn't want to show me any dignity, so I broke his wooden stick and put him in solitary confinement.
The God of Death from another world blew up planes, collapsed bridges, and made garbage in an effort to show no respect for me. I knocked his head flat and asked him to pay for a guide to using the Book of Life and Death.
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I will kill (cross out) and punish everyone who tries to litter in front of me.
Tell them - please give the cleaners some face.
*****Visitor Rules:
1. Please don't litter.
2. It is normal to encounter a female cleaner wearing a "green uniform" anywhere. Please ignore her and keep your distance.
3. It is normal to smell a rancid smell or hear children laughing during her cleaning process. Please leave immediately and recite the first point
4. The characteristics of the cleaner are "normal body shape, two eyes, one nose, and one mouth" and the eyes are not red.
5. If you have littered, please shout out "I'll give you some face" when she notices you and pick up the trash quickly.
6. Please don't litter when she is cleaning! Please don't litter while she's cleaning! Please don't litter while she's cleaning! ! ! !
*The world view of SA City comes from Dou's "Lucky Cat Earl" (if you haven't seen it, it will not affect your reading)
To put it simply, SA City is a strange world. The aboriginal heroine is not a human being, but a monster XD.
Just pretend that the urban ghost stories in the monster world are human beings hhh
**The taste of this article is complex and non-vegetarian, and may involve original literature/horror movies/One Piece/Hunter/Demon Slayer/HP/Bleach/Inuyasha/Magical Girl Sakura/Conan/Unlimited dungeon/Rule of Monster Stories, etc.
The product of your imagination, please kiss me vigorously.
Purpose: Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility
