The first day of working in the underworld.
Ming Chu diligently opened the lid of the nail house's coffin: "Brother, are you at home? Come and reincarnate?"
The vampire with white hair and fangs expressionlessly pulled out the corpse-fixing talisman stained with saliva on her forehead, and slapped the talisman back onto her forehead with a "pop" sound.
"Little girl, didn't anyone tell you that disturbing ghosts in their dreams is a shameful act?"
Ming Chu: No, who is so stupid that he can't sleep at night? ?
The second day of working in the underworld.
Mingchu flipped through the small notebook: "Come on, Mr. Ding, let's register! Name? Age?"
The vampire narrowed his eyes and retracted his fangs.
"First: My last name is not Ding! My name is Cain!"
"Second: I have a system! It was established more than a hundred years ago!"
Mingchu clicked his tongue in surprise: "Hey, he is still a ghost from before the founding of the People's Republic of China!"
The third day of working in the underworld.
"Article 137 of the newly revised ghost law of the underworld states that all civil servants of the underworld who have been short of quota for more than 50 years will be thrown into the hell of evil spirits. In other words... You have not worked for at least 70 years."
Ming Chu showed a classic smile in an island country movie.
"You don't want others to know about your empty quota, right?"
The vampire's mouth was harder than his teeth: "I am a crooked fruit ghost, and I am not under the control of your Chinese underworld!"
Ming Chu curled his lips: "Have you never heard of the principle of territorial jurisdiction in foreign-related cases?"
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The nth day of working in the underworld.
Mingchu looked at the empty bowl in front of the altar.
Look at the vampire wiping his mouth next to him and slam the bowl on the ghost's head.
"How many times have I told you! Don't secretly drink the chicken blood I use for my recipe!"
Concept: A story about two ghosts working together to create a beautiful world~