"Human Observation Diary"
Human being is a strange creature
Humans are stupid
They go out to look for food every day, but they don't always bring back prey, and they also need dogs to raise them.
Mi: sigh
Humans are fun
As soon as they see a kitten, they will be unable to walk. They will squat down and stretch out their hands to attract the kitten by making a "meow" sound.
Mi: Raise your head proudly
Humans are very conflicted
Matsuda Twoleg always says, "Don't chew my sunglasses case, little girl," but the way he swings the shiny box around is clearly inviting me!
Mi: pounce
Humans are warm
When the Falling Valley Twoleg comes back smelling like gunfire, he always buries his face in Mi's belly and takes a deep breath. Although his golden retriever is a little itchy... But for the sake of the high-end cans he brought back,
Mi: Reluctantly spread your belly
Humans are cunning
The Twolegs used salmon to trick Mi into the pet hospital, but the man in the white robe actually dared to touch Mi's tail!
Mi: unhappy
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I was suddenly grabbed by the back of my neck
"What are you writing in front of the computer again, little bastard? This is my case record... Hey! How many times have I told you not to sharpen your claws with my tie!"
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During the police academy, the five-person team found an abandoned cardboard box in an alley that made a faint meowing sound.
This was the first encounter between these five people and Xiaomi
It's just that these five people never thought that after raising a cat, they would be... Like this...
Xiaomi is very smart and can open the door by herself, and then...
These five people searched for Xiaomi outside for a day. After returning home full of grief, thinking that Xiaomi had escaped,
Jing Guang found Xiaomi in Matsuda's black vest
During the undercover period, Jing Guang and Ling nervously discovered the little girl in Gin's hat.
Zero: Pupil Earthquake
Since then, the winery has been involved in cat-sucking scandals.
Zero: Get out! This is my cat!
An FBI found that Xiaomi liked her knitted hat very much
Akai: Seduction
Xiaomi: Take the bait
Zero: Go away and die, FBI!
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Mi is a cow cat. Cow cats understand everything.
OK, I will pull everyone's lunchboxes to the ground
Purpose: Humans cannot live without kittens