The thing that Hua Miaorong regrets the most is the advertisement she posted when she was recruiting new members in the gang: "You will read a customized H-text when you join the gang. Please click on the memes and come quickly!"
Once in the world of cultivation: Not only do you need to complete all the plots in the gang segment, but you also have to conquer the Sword Lord, Demon Emperor, Buddha, and Demon Lord involved in the plot before you can go home.
Throwing the table, (╯‵□′)╯┻━┻
What she wrote was all about "cars"!
The good news: She knows how to conduct audits, and she has been so good at it that she can barely keep her pants.
Better news: Her group of sand sculptures and golden orchids also wore them together!
Many years later——
The saintly girl of the Hehuan Sect was eighteen years old. She had thousands of romantic relationships and was famous all over the world for her romantic charm.
Kunlun's young martial uncle was astonishingly talented and beautiful, and his sword silenced the spring, causing the nine provinces to tremble.
The Buddhist disciple of Leiyin Temple wanders around the mortal world as a child, saving all living beings, and is holy and unparalleled.
The young master of the demon clan is in charge of the heavenly decree and knows the secrets of heaven and earth. The nine tails can turn mountains and rivers upside down.
Everyone in the world sighs: The geniuses are rising together, the situation is treacherous, and this is a world of great strife!
However, the picture changed:
Wherever the holy girl went, Kunlun Sword Master willingly offered his life sword and Bo smiled brightly. In order to hold her in his arms, the holy Buddhist disciple forcibly broke the precepts and restored his true body. The uncertain young master of the demon clan also obediently revealed his original plush tail and begged for rua...
Beauty is a disaster? Subvert the world of cultivation? That's how the script was written.
But in fact——
[AAA Shaolin Bald Donkey]: Do we really want to squat in front of the main hall in the middle of the night and beat lemons?
[Mom holding the lantern flower]: Otherwise? Do you want to 'slowly peel off the yellowish coat of a lemon, gently caress its delicate flesh, and let the clear juice linger on your fingertips'? [Squinting smile. Jpg]
AAA Shaolin Bald Donkey:... I'll hit him right now.
On the surface, it is a bloody and life-and-death Shura field, but behind the scenes, everyone is making crazy complaints and dramas on the gang channel.
The so-called "love affairs and lovers all over the world" are just an illusion that the monks of the player (crossed out) were forced to go into business in order to go home.
However, somewhere they couldn't see, the originally deserted and silent gang channel had quietly entered many new people...
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On the surface it was a Shura studio, but in reality it was a sand sculpture studio, and a familiar figure in the cultivation world was silently watching their performance.
The saint is playing tricks, the sword master is getting stronger, the demon emperor is eating melons, and the Buddha... Doesn't want to grow up (physical meaning).
Who would have thought that the saint of the Hehuan Sect who stirred up the storm and made the big bosses "bewitched" would have no choice but to have no CP in Jinjiang!
Purpose: cherish friendship
