Nuclear bombs are dangerous, national security is paying attention to me
The boss forced me to complete the outrageous KPI: "If I can't sell three nuclear bombs by the end of the month, I will go to Afghanistan to mine!"
I looked at the blank sales form and hung up the nuclear bomb late at night: "Second-hand nuclear bomb, 90% new, 250 free shipping."
When Guoan broke into the door the next day, I was haggling with the buyer: "Dear, it would be rude to bargain any more!"
In the interrogation room, the team leader pointed at my salted fish page and his hands shook with anger: "'Crazy Thursday V Me 50'?!"
"Tell me! Who taught you to use salted fish to sell nuclear bombs?"
I felt aggrieved: "The boss said... If you can't sell it, go to Afghanistan."
The team leader was silent for a long time, then picked up the walkie-talkie: "Check if his boss... Has ever sold aircraft carriers?"
Intention: Funny