The Useless Student Is Actually the Number One Killer in the Universe
废物学生竟是星际第一杀手
by Forget Cool (忘凉)
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Wen Yan is a killer who recently received a special mission. The employer named him for the championship trophy of the four-year Federal Military Academy League. Wen Yan: No problem, I'll steal one for you tonight. Employer: No, I want the latest one. Wen Yan: Then I will steal it after the game is over. Employer: No, I want to have my own name engraved on it. Wen Yan: If you give me so much, I will carve it for you and engrave it with gold. Employer: No, I just want it to be engraved by the commander-in-chief himself. Classical Chinese:… In order to get this huge commission, an illiterate who had never attended school for a day, no, classical Chinese... Studied hard and got into the last place in Xiaoyao Academy, which had the lowest score. The employer is demanding, and Wen Yan tries his best to satisfy him. She is not allowed to seize a spot as a main member of the school team, and can only play in the role of a healing nanny. Wen Yan snapped his fingers, and an extremely rare blue energy ball popped out of his fingertips, no problem. It is necessary to quietly open a Roman road for the main members, resist all harm, and at the same time set off the handsome and brave image of the main members. Wen Yan raised his eyebrows, and the short knife that had cut through the most vicious souls was turned around in his palm. It was a piece of cake. Carrying the aircraft carrier of these young ladies and young masters, Wenyan made a shining debut in the league. I saw her cheating and slipping in the first half, and pretending to sleep in the second half. She didn't open her sleepy eyes until thirty minutes before the end, and patted her sad-faced teammates: "Tell me, what ranking do you want today?" Teammates were confused and netizens were shocked. Wen Yan silently raised two fingers: "Let me tell you now, what is the art of competition..." The alien beast that rushed over above its head opened its bloody mouth and fell down the moment it was about to swallow the girl. Blood splashed on Wen Yan's face, and his smile was dazzling: "One is a dog, the other is a prodigal." * The Star Network was abuzz. Xiaoyao Academy, which has been lagging behind every year, has recently overturned several military academies and entered the final qualifying round in one go. "Have you heard that Xiaoyao's most capable person is actually a nanny!" "My goddam nanny, she's a 3S. She has the same healing ability as Pixiu and a rare multi-power compatible physique. Give her a short knife and she can wipe out an entire quarantine area!" "Wow, life is getting better for me as a happy fan. Sister Wen is so crazy and I love her so much!" "Tsk tsk tsk (watch the fun), I'm afraid the God Emperor will not be able to keep the championship this year (eat the melon)~" "There is no need to go to the moon to make trouble upstairs. There are insurmountable differences among the 3S. Let alone Xiaoyao, our commander can overthrow your other military academies with just one hand." "I don't think so, (throws out a link). As the saying goes, a tough man can also be tender. Maybe the little girl has impressed him. I've been watching the military academy for so many years, but I haven't seen anyone so willing to go out of his way to use scheming tactics!" Wen Yan laughed disdainfully and saw a few big words appear on the screen. Shock! ? It is rumored that Wenyan, a student from Xiaoyao College, has been in love with Siyu, a student from Shendi College, for a long time, and is actively preparing to be the president of his fan club! The air suddenly fell into silence, breathing suddenly stopped, a thousand-word complaint letter was sent out at lightning speed, Wen Yan covered his chest and pointed at the screen so angry that his liver ached... Damn it, the enemy had sinister intentions and even tried to tie her up with the scandal. He had already planned to take away her solo highlight after winning the championship! Small Theater After holding the championship trophy, Wen Yan dropped out of school and ran away in one go. As soon as she walked out of the school gate, her fierce rival and the former favorite of heaven stood in front of her. She said pointedly but casually: "You can't leave now." Wenyan:! ! ! No one told her that she would be hunted down if she flirted with women! (Leave a hole, 2025.07.12) Intention: endless life
