[Gu Family·Beagle·Apprentice Attack × Life Idiot·Ninja·Master Shou]
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Copywriting 1 (serious version)
There is an immortal master named Jiang in the Qingshan Sect among the hundreds of immortal schools, and he has a disciple named Lin. The two of them look like strangers.
The apprentice is talented, but has a bad mind, so he is forced to bear the thunder for his master and falls into the mortal world.
Three years later, Jiang Xianshi once again passed through the tribulation. He was unable to defeat the way of heaven and fell into the mortal world.
The two of them made a mistake and their souls penetrated a pair of broken sleeves. What kind of story should happen?
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Copywriting 2 (cooking version)
When Master Jiang Xian comes down to earth, he has to live according to the ways of the human world. He is not allowed to live without food, otherwise he will die.
Three meals a day, go to bed early and get up early... Don't miss anything.
On this day, Lin Xian taught step by step: "Master, break the eggs into a bowl, stir them up with chopsticks, chop the mushrooms and meat into small pieces, add them to the bowl, sprinkle some salt, put them in the pot to steam, and when you take them out of the pot, sprinkle some bean paste."
Ever since his apprentice taught him how to make egg custard, Master Jiang Xian discovered the universal formula and opened the door to cooking.
Blanch the vegetables in water until cooked, then pour the bean paste over them.
Steam the river fish until thoroughly cooked and pour bean paste over it.
Boil the tofu in white water until tender, then add bean paste to it.
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The delicious food is done.
Lin Xian looked at another familiar plate of "Three Eats of Bean Paste" in front of him and remained silent for a long time.
Anyway, I regret it very much.
Lin Xian: "... Master, I didn't eat enough during the day, so I had to eat extra at night."
Master Jiangxian: "..."
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Copywriting Three (Big Version)
Lin Xian hates his master that the bright moon shines brightly in the sky but does not shine on him.
But when he was knocked into the mortal world by thunder, he discovered that someone would also fall into the mortal world for him.
That person was still the master he thought about crazily.
Lin Xian shouted: "I love you! Master!"
Master Jiang: "... No need, you are overthinking."
Lin Xian: "Don't listen, don't listen, don't listen, don't listen, Master, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you..."
Master Jiangxian: "..."
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Copywriting 4 (ninja version)
The night is already deep.
Lin Xian listened and said, "Master, as a human being, it is normal to have these seven emotions and six desires."
Master Jiang: "......"
"This is the same as eating and sleeping. Don't be embarrassed. Relaxing will make you happier."
Master Jiang: "......"
"If you don't eat this meal, you will be hungry. If you don't do this for a day, you will be hungry. Master, don't you think so?"
Master Jiang Xian had no intention of answering. His face was red, his teeth were clenched and his lips were locked. He endured it again and again until he couldn't bear it any longer: "... You evil disciple, get off of me..."
PS:
1. The daily routine of making tea, the parents are cynical, and the relationship between master and apprentice is cruel.
2. Updated daily at 6pm. The full text has been saved. There are thirty-seven chapters in the main text. You can leave a message for the extras.
3. Idle, everything serves the plot.
4. Practice writing, spray lightly, and have fun^V^
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Intention: In ordinary days, we must believe in the power of hard work.
