Everyone in the Universe Thinks I'm a Lover

Lin Chen, a writer on the Internet, died suddenly and became the ultimate scumbag in his interstellar dog-blood novel - Lin Chen, the top male insect in the empire. The original owner had a prosperous and beautiful appearance, but on the inside, he was a good-for-nothing man who forced himself to marry the empire's god of death, Major General Huo Xiao, with a 99.99% Matching rate. According to the plot, tonight he will have his neck broken by the intolerable female husband, achieving the achievement of "The End of the Slag Attack". Lin Chen:? ? ? Help! I don't want to die! In order to survive, the salty fish hero was forced to start the "coaxing" mode: He handed over the strawberry cake with trembling hands: "Eat... Something sweet?" Huo Xiao licked the cream from his fingertips, his eyes dark: "Master, is this a hint of mating?" Lin Chen:? ? ? I just want to save my life! The nervous Lin Chen racked his brains to express "goodwill": Secretly observing the other person's sleeping face (confirming the killing intent value) - Huo Xiao's diary: "He even has trouble breathing because of me, and his love makes me miserable." Being cruel to others (survival instinct) - Huo Xiao's diary: "He is only sweet to me and is extremely possessive." Casual flirting (habit of being mean-tongued) - Huo Xiao's ears turned red, and his brain was filled with thousands of words about the Zhan Niang Jiang Jiang Little Theater. Lin Chen thought that the progress of the strategy was very slow, but he didn't know that in the eyes of the love-mad husband who has explosive power and unparalleled imagination: The hero is trembling = fascinated by him! The hero's tough talk = tsundere and flirting! The hero lies down = lazy afterwards! Until one day, Lin Chen accidentally opened Huo Xiao's top-secret diary: "He gave me the cake while trembling. He must be in love with me." "He secretly watched me sleep, and even my breathing was disturbed." "He is so cruel when scolding others, but he is only sweet to me." "... The way he seduced me today has escalated again. I love you so much." Lin Chen looked at the extremely aggressive person in the diary who "loved Huo Xiao deeply and had superb methods", and then looked at Xianyu himself in the mirror who just wanted to lie down, and fell into deep thought: ——No, this love brain filter is bigger than the Zerg main star! How did this love brain become the God of Interstellar Killer? ! ——And... Wait! I seem to... Really like this crazy monster? [Salted fish drama player·Nervous person·But super good at teasing without knowing how to attack] vs [Strength ceiling·Vinegar spirit possession·Self-strategy and brain-boosting Emperor Shou] Food guide: 1. Mainly attack the perspective, attack the beginning, be really salty, fear of death, and have a strong desire to survive, which will be really good in the later stage. 2. Shou is one of the strongest female bugs in the interstellar. She is tall, long-legged, good-looking, has MAX brain power, and is jealous. 3. The hero's status is supreme, but he doesn't take the usual path and focuses on a contrast between cuteness and sweetness. 4. In the large-scale misunderstanding scene of "I thought I was trying to survive, but he thought I was in love", Su Shuang is sweet and doting, relaxed and funny, and occasionally Shura. Concept: How did this love brain become the God of Interstellar Killer? !