Depressed

A girl with yin and yang eyes who is capable of bending and stretching × pretends to be a pig, eats a tiger and criticizes the prince madly Ancient times Ⅰ Imagination Ⅰ Detective case Ⅰ Ghosts and gods Ⅰ —— After dying unexpectedly countless times, Yu Ranran gained a pair of yin and yang eyes and the ability to drink Meng Po soup to stay full. From Yu Yi, Yu Er, Yu Hua, Yu Cui, Yu Guifen... To Yu Ran Ran. As soon as I turn eighteen, the same person will appear out of nowhere. Then, chop her to death. Yu Ranran will never live past the age of eighteen. It was a recurring curse, coming from someone she had never heard of. On the day of his fifteenth birthday, Yu's father brought something back as a birthday gift for Yu Ranran. What a coincidence, it is the evil star that urges death. This time, he came early. Yu Ranran pressed down the other hand that was shaking violently with one less trembling hand, and said calmly, "If you want to stay, pay... The protection fee." The fool opposite was drooling and his clothes were tattered and dirty, but the smile hanging on his pretty face was worth something. It's a pity that we can't make fun of him. Until he went around under the guise of being a half-immortal, defrauding people, and received a deal to visit a haunted house to ward off evil spirits. He bumped into a real ghost and almost died on the spot. Only then did Yu Ranran figure out the correct way to use it. A "half-immortal" with yin-yang eyes and half a bucket of water, plus a "ghost-pengsan" fool. Together they fight against all the invincibles in the world, solve strange cases repeatedly, and get rewarded with hand cramps. Even the man in the palace had heard some rumors about them. Observe secretly and wait for the opportunity to invite people into the palace to "quell the evil spirits". As her career flourished, Yu Ranran, who was also wealthy and cowardly, gradually took over the fool's head, changing her tricks every day to bully the fool. One day, she deliberately carried a sack of beans home early, planning to let the fool grind them all overnight so that she could sell tofu at the morning market the next day. As a result, she met a fool on the way who also left early to pick her up. Just as she was about to shout, she caught a glimpse of the man in black beside the fool, saluting him respectfully. The sword in his hand was still dripping with warm blood that had not yet cooled down. Under the moonlight, his blood-spattered face looked so cold. The sacks fell, the beans rolled, and Yu Ranran's back was dripping with sweat. The fool glanced over, quietly tightened the dagger behind his tight fit, and said with a silly smile: "Sister?" "Idiot? Are you over there?" Yu Ranran pretended to be gazing at the moon, pretending to rub her eyes, "It's been a tough day today, I've consumed too much, and now I can't even see clearly." As he spoke, he waved his hand, but unfortunately, he happened to touch the warm and sticky corpse that was nailed to the wooden stake. —— Ji Jingxuan always has a knife hidden on her body. When eating, sleeping, when Yu Ranran forgot to bring the wontons back, when Yu Ranran skipped class and went to the mountains, when Yu Ranran went to the city to fool around, when Yu Ranran... He would quietly press against Yu Ranran's neck. At first, it was just a weapon used to threaten Yu Ranran, but after sacrificing his life several times to protect her, it had quietly moved away. It became a weapon to protect her when he was not around. Although in the end, she still couldn't escape her "original intention" and stabbed into her body. Yu Ranran said: "Ji Jingxuan, you owe me one more time. I will definitely get it back next time." He replied: "You lied again." If there is an afterlife, I hope you will do whatever it takes to break the curse and kill me first without shedding a single tear. ——2025.07.16 Version copywriting ——Manual—— 1. The writing style is difficult to describe. 2. Newbie Xiaobai may go astray, but overall it should be plot-oriented. 3. The order of the ancient Gouxue Sanshi text is: today → coming → before. 4. The heroine has different names in all three lives. Only in this life, she is called Yu Ranran, and she is not a beloved wife. 5. It is purely fabricated and cannot be investigated in depth. 6. Don't talk until you write. Intention: self-rescue