
If You Dare to Bully Me, I Will Show You My Pregnancy.
敢欺负我就怀孕给你看
by Kitten Is Sour (小猫是酸的)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 170k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 12mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Column advance collection: [Band's Transparent Attack x Mistaken Person's Fans] —— [Attack on the Invisible Heartthrob] [Bitter and sweet story! ! [Eating and waiting to die but responsible and able to take care of others x Tsundere and indifferent but possessive and strong] (1) Chu Qing, a fresh and refined rich young man. At this age, which is a good time to engage in trouble and ruin the family fortune, he lay down smoothly. You must know that once the rich second generation starts to mess up, they will be stable in this life. Perhaps God felt that his consciousness was too high, so a piece of B-ultrasound sheet was slapped on his face, and his romantic life came to a complete and smooth end. When fate wants to torture you, it won't care about the irrationality. That's right, men got pregnant from him. So he was very cautious and began to serve this male mother during the birth. (2) "I want to eat the little dumplings next to No. 3 Middle School." Chu Qing, who was woken up at 3:30 in the morning, gritted his teeth: "Okay, I'll buy it for you." "Oh my, why are my legs so sore for no reason?" Chu Qing, who was almost bald after learning how to cook meals during pregnancy, gritted his teeth: "Wait for me to rub it for you." "Why don't you come and give me a hug? Are you that busy?" Chu Qing, who was helping him wash his underwear while making ginger tea, finally bit it into pieces and wanted to put the underwear on his head. Seeing this, the male mother lowered her head, her voice softened, and her pregnant belly was obvious: "Are you annoying me? It's okay to lose your temper, just don't do it in front of the baby, okay?" Chu Qing was speechless. After holding it for a while, he said: "I'm not bothering you. I'll hug you when I dry my hands." The male mother raised her lips and smiled. (3) Chu Qing knew that the male mother had a bad temper and strong self-esteem, so she did not like the child during pregnancy. I just didn't expect him to be so cruel. Not long after his baby was born, he disappeared without a trace. I thought that they would be the only ones dependent on each other in the future, but unexpectedly, the male mother suddenly came back a few years later. The male mother was the first to speak: "I heard that you found a stepmother for my son? You came here specifically to check on her." Chu Qing shook his head: "There is no stepmother, it's just a mistake, you can leave." The male mother smiled beautifully: "Then can I recommend myself?" Chu Qing reacted for a long time before realizing that he was going to recommend himself as a stepmother. He asked: "... Don't you feel embarrassed?" "It's embarrassing." The male mother came closer, kissed him with a smile on her lips and said: ——"But there is no shame in being your wife." Ps. There is a reason why Shou left. They are all good babies. Small Theater In fact, the male mother's original purpose was to take revenge on Chu Qing. But Chu Qing might have been tricked by God. As soon as he got close to him, but before he did anything, his belly grew inexplicably. Male mother: ovo? After thinking about it, the male mother snorted coldly: "Very good, isn't this a different kind of revenge?" Warm reminder: Both protagonists are purely male —— I will open this next book, probably half a month after I finish writing it. * Every Long Ao Tian novel needs a tool person who can provide support, elixirs, and money when the protagonist is in trouble, and then leave gracefully. These people have a collective name, and that is the background NPC. Wen Che was a new employee and thought this task would not be difficult. Who would have thought that he would recognize the wrong person every time. ①The facial paralysis of a foreign expert Wen Che is a master from the outside world who has returned to the hermit valley, and Long Aotian is a swordsman who has been temporarily depressed and has been practicing in the valley for a period of time. Wen Che looked at the two young men in front of him and fell into deep thought. One was dressed in rags and skinny. The other has a pure face, distant and self-possessed. Since it is the down-and-out Long Aotian, it should be the one on the left. So Wen Che started the mentoring and helpful friend mode. It's just that the other boy seems a little too complaining? (First day) The young man had an expressionless face: Long Aotian was too lazy to practice his sword. Wen Che: Don't worry about it, he has his own rhythm. The young man said in disbelief: But I just saw him roasting a pheasant with a sword! ! Wen Che's eyes lit up: This is probably his newly discovered cultivation method, and he is worthy of Long Aotian! The young man who studied hard every day and practiced so hard that he could surpass Long Aotian by thousands of miles, just for a compliment, his face froze. (Second day) The boy expressionlessly dragged Long Aotian, who had been beaten with a bruised nose and swollen face: He stole the spiritual grass in the valley and I caught him! Wen Che: That was prepared for him personally by his master, and it is beneficial to his cultivation. The young man's eyes lit up: Can I take it? Wen Che: ... Dare you try? Fengguang Jiyue, a young man who never took too much from others, clenched his fists. (Third day) Wen Che was guided by the young man and watched helplessly as Long Aotian stole his clothes. He was so obsessed with smelling it that his eyebrows and his heart skipped a beat. The young man's pupils were dark: Say it, why don't you say it? Wen Che said stubbornly: ... I gave that copy to him personally. Anger suddenly appeared on the young man Yubai's face, and he slashed Long Aotian directly with a set of sword skills. Wen Che looked at the confused "Long Aotian" and was completely dumbfounded. He tremblingly picked up the sword. The young man's gentle and gentle appearance was torn apart, and he sneered: "Why, you still want to avenge your lover?" Wen Che pretended to be calm and said with a cold face: "How can you talk to your master, you are so outrageous?" True Dragon Aotian froze for a moment, with a sad smile on his lips. Then he released the hilt of his sword and opened his arms. It was a daredevil embrace. He often saw what men did to that extremely despicable villain, and he pretended not to care, pretending not to matter. He never said that he was actually extremely envious. ②Childhood sweetheart, nymphomaniac attribute attack x tsundere-faced genius true young master suffers Wen Che is the neighbor's close brother, and Long Aotian is the neighbor's younger brother who has a miserable life experience and is waiting to be given the only ray of light in his childhood. Wen Che looked at the two little ones in front of him. Half of his face was disfigured, gloomy and introverted. The other one has a smooth face and long hair reaching her waist. So Wen Che started the close brother mode towards the disfigured Long Aotian. Why is the other one always hiding in the dark and gnashing his teeth? (First day) The child handed him her waist-length silky black hair and snorted: My hair is longer than his, you can use my hair to braid it, it will look better than that ugly guy. Wen Che couldn't laugh or cry: No need. The child tugged at the corner of his clothes: Come back here! Wen Che was helpless: OK, OK, I'll make it up for you. After that, the child pinched the braid that fell apart as soon as it was pulled, and stamped his feet viciously. (Second day) The child stopped him and raised the corner of his mouth: Huh, I didn't expect you to be such a nymphomaniac. Wen Che took a look at the properties of this world: So what? The child's cheeks turned crimson: "Then you must not be able to walk when you see this young master. You must play hard to get." Wen Che was eager to find Long Aotian to express his warmth and walked around him neatly: Thank you, no. Seeing Wen Che smiling beautifully at that ugly brother, the child clenched his teeth. (Third day) The grown-up child crossed his chest and snorted: "What's the use of being so nice to him before? He's not even my parents' biological child." Wen Che was busy moving with Long Aotian, and he said perfunctorily: "Yeah, what a pity." The child kicked over his luggage and pushed him against the wall, "Do you understand what I just said?" Wen Che laughed dryly: "I understand, don't you just want to say that you are the only young master?" The boy put his head on his shoulder and muttered: "No." "I want to say that I am your only brother, and you don't have to look at that ugly monster." "I'm much better than him." ③Collecting thousands of favors in one star attack x humble low-level amateur ④The leader of the base who has a lover will attack and climb into bed by any means necessary ps, other worlds are tentatively available. Motto: Love is stronger than hate

