Original title: "Crazy. Han dormitory management, but military academy omega"
Lin Yu is a weak male college student. He just fell down in basketball class and woke up to become the dormitory warden of the military school next door.
What was even more horrifying was that outside, the military cadets were waving their fists and looking for idiots. Lin Yu shivered as he looked at the various sizes of cocks exposed on his bedside table.
A student passed by the door and asked casually: "Brother, dormitory manager, have you seen any perversion?"
Lin Yu: What? Who? Don't hit me, I'm not! (Holds head with hands)
Student:…….
Later, Lin Yu discovered that something was wrong.
Why is he getting thinner, paler, and... Delicate and soft?
(Huh??? What kind of bullshit adjective is this? Author, get out of here)
Author: Ahem, don't read the line above. Let's continue reading the copy.
Not only him, some people also discovered it.
And later——
The life teacher led a group of security guards to block Lin Yu in the dormitory room.
The unruly school bully: "Let him go, I stole the fat one."
Wen Wen, the school sweetheart: "The teacher caught the wrong person. I accidentally threw down my roommate's pants."
The scheming god: "Yes, they did it all. I just gave him a pair of socks I wore."
Everybody:? ? ? ? ?
Co-author: You guys, dormitory 301, is not only full of intrigues, but also everyone has special hobbies, right?
Lin Yu: Don't look at me! I don't know why they are like this!
I'm just a weak, pitiful, honest and honest dormitory...
Food guide:
1. Not a pervert, probably not (bushi)
2. Handsome and overbearing, a true idiot who protects his shortcomings and a real idiot. He is timid and bad-tempered.
3. The copy has been updated on July 9, 2025, screenshots
Purpose: Laugh at life