Raise the coffin to get rich, see the coffin to get rich
Xiao Moli is the owner of a funeral parlor, the kind that accepts both the living and the dead.
One day a strange guest came and said, "I want to hire you to carry the coffin."
Without raising his head, Xiao Moli took out a notebook from the bar cabinet and asked: "The name of the deceased."
The man said: "My surname is Xiao, my given name is Mo Li, which means don't leave."
"..." Same name?
Although Xiao Moli was confused, he still put his name on the page without changing his expression.
"Give me the photo." Xiao Moli prepared to struggle again.
When the other party showed him a black and white photo, Xiao Moli stopped struggling. He raised his head and said with a smile: "Are you here to cause trouble?"
The man said: "No"
"You're dead."
"I'll take you home."
(The phrase "I'm here to take you home" was added impromptu by the God of Death. It's a pity that Xiao Moli doesn't understand his romance.)
"Are you still cursing people?" Xiao Moli stood up and specifically took off the jade ring on his hand. "A new person from the funeral parlor next door?"
"Did you get tricked by your boss into ruining the place?"
"Huh?" The God of Death felt that things seemed to be developing a little differently than he expected.
"I am kind enough to teach you a lesson today." Xiao Moli struck out very quickly and punched the opponent's door. "Don't come again next time."
Throw it away when you use it × Don't flirt with me
(It's just fiction. Please don't bring any settings that appear in it into reality. Just watch it for fun.)
Important note: The emotional line of this article may be a bit weak. The author is under control, and the character may collapse, so proceed with caution.
The most important point! This is a debut novel! Poor writing! ! !
Notes for reading:
This article will not be updated for the time being. I will update it when I have the full text saved and edited some year. Moreover, this article may be cut down and the outline may be changed to change the plot. It may tear everything down and start from scratch, but it will remain true to its origins, and the characters and plot will remain the same.
Mission: Life is precious