When Lu Zhitang used the "Human Body Injury Appraisal Standards" to analyze his uncontrollable heartbeat,
Zhou Zhaoye was using the basketball parabola formula to calculate the best angle to kiss her.
Bowang Middle School's Double Strength Law:
There is no "puppy love" in her code, only "proposal for illegal youth sharing"
His laboratory does not produce love letters, but only submits a "Feasibility Report on Permanent Observation of Heartbeats"
Witness: The notebook with the Civil Code engraved with a scalpel,
Physical evidence: A basketball with Schrödinger's equation scrawled on it rolled down the 199 steps.
"Judge Lu, please sign for the defendant's final defense——"
He pointed to Article 1042 of the Code, which was washed away by the water during the graduation ceremony.
Smiling eyes burning like stars with reverse entropy:
"Prohibition of interference with freedom? Then my 'Heartbeat Proposal'... Will it be passed in court?"
Intention: Measuring youth in the resonance interval between law and basketball