I am a waste, a complete and utter waste.
I am a "living waste specimen" that has been jointly certified, stamped and archived by the three worlds. What is the level of waste? Both humans and gods have been abandoned, the king of hell has taken a detour, and even hell is too lazy to accommodate him!
After the cycle of the afterlife (the AI system in charge of reincarnation) scanned my soul 108 times, it issued a piercing alarm:
Warning! The concentration of this soul waste exceeds the standard!
[Hazard assessment: If you join a kind-hearted family, it may cause your parents to doubt life, leading to the collapse of human ethics!
My thoughtful suggestion: "Then... Thrown into the devil's house? A negative is a good thing!"
The system suddenly crashed and restarted, and the red light flashed wildly:
Ultimate warning! Demon + Waste = Chaos Annihilation Body! Will break the law of conservation of good and evil! The application is permanently rejected! Turn down!
God Realm? Not to mention. The holy edict came from the cloud, and every word was heart-breaking: "Looking at this thing for one second longer is a blasphemy against our godhead! Shield it quickly, don't pollute the pure air of the ninth heaven!"
As for Lord Yama? Ever since he heard about my "glorious deeds", he never showed his shiny forehead again.
Intention: Am I who I am?
Reader comments
It feels so good to drink Dobby and have a bite at the same time.
I've been extremely angry in extremely angry situations.
"There's no one in this shitty city worth dressing up for me. Even putting on lipstick is superfluous."
If you are smart, be smart and use your body size difference to suppress your mind and reward yourself [hug]
(This chapter is so long. I thought I could only remain a widow, but suddenly I found that my husband had become thicker and taller. I felt relieved) [biting handkerchief]
The concept of "three lives" originates from the Buddhist theory of cause and effect and reincarnation, which refers to the three reincarnations of the past life, this life and the next life. The earliest written record of the Sansheng Stone can be found in the poem "Old Spirits on the Sansheng Stone" in Yuan Jiao's "Gan Ze Ballad" of the Tang Dynasty. It tells the story of the friendship between Li Yuan and the eminent monk Yuanze in the Tang Dynasty who made an appointment to meet in the afterlife. It is said that after death, after a person walks through Huangquan Road, Wangchuan River, and Naihe Bridge, and carves his name on the Sansheng Stone beside the Wangxiang Terrace, he will be able to reunite with his loved one in the next life. There is a legend that a pair of lovers who couldn't stay together asked the gods to give them three stones and agreed to meet again after three lives.
"I got angry in anger"
"Your presence is comparable to a transparent folder - it must be reflected at a certain angle to be visible."
"Being a waste requires talent. We ordinary people only deserve to live well."
I didn't like Huazheng before, but now I like it and raise my hand
"Cheng" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
"It looks dangerous, but in fact it's not safe at all"
It feels so good to drink Dobby and have a bite at the same time.
I've been extremely angry in extremely angry situations.
"There's no one in this shitty city worth dressing up for me. Even putting on lipstick is superfluous."
If you are smart, be smart and use your body size difference to suppress your mind and reward yourself [hug] (This chapter is so long. I thought I could only remain a widow, but suddenly I found that my husband had become thicker and taller. I felt relieved) [biting handkerchief]
The concept of "three lives" originates from the Buddhist theory of cause and effect and reincarnation, which refers to the three reincarnations of the past life, this life and the next life. The earliest written record of the Sansheng Stone can be found in the poem "Old Spirits on the Sansheng Stone" in Yuan Jiao's "Gan Ze Ballad" of the Tang Dynasty. It tells the story of the friendship between Li Yuan and the eminent monk Yuanze in the Tang Dynasty who made an appointment to meet in the afterlife. It is said that after death, after a person walks through Huangquan Road, Wangchuan River, and Naihe Bridge, and carves his name on the Sansheng Stone beside the Wangxiang Terrace, he will be able to reunite with his loved one in the next life. There is a legend that a pair of lovers who couldn't stay together asked the gods to give them three stones and agreed to meet again after three lives.
"I got angry in anger"
"Your presence is comparable to a transparent folder - it must be reflected at a certain angle to be visible."
"Being a waste requires talent. We ordinary people only deserve to live well."
I didn't like Huazheng before, but now I like it and raise my hand
"Cheng" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
"It looks dangerous, but in fact it's not safe at all"