**"Signal Loading: Please Fall in Love Later"**
Aunt Pan's enthusiastic recommendation:
"Xiao Li is in the navy protecting his family and country, and Xiao Zhou is spending his quiet time painting at home - a perfect match!"
> Actual situation:
> - He lost contact while cruising, and she vented her anger by drawing a Q version of "Defecting the Navy"
> - When he got the signal, he complained: "This shark is drawn like a fat-headed fish"
> - She showed a bowl of instant noodles in the video, and he immediately understood: "You didn't eat well?"
> When a free spirit meets a disciplined soldier,
> **Mobile phones have become the best battlefield:**
> **He fires the "remember to close the window" care missile,**
> **She fires back at the false white flag of "vegetables eaten"! **
So
Her paint palette is mixed with spray white, and she secretly adds a small warship to the client's manuscript;
> His duty officer was lying in the corner stealing potato chip puppies, and his comrades laughed and asked him if he had a "love brain attack";
> She forgot to put the quilt away when she was drying it out and was soaked by the heavy rain. He calculated the time difference and reminded her, "Your quilt is crying";
**Online Dating Daily:**
In the video, she roared: "Party A is the devil!"
He replied instantly: "Sonar showed that your voice stunned three fishes."
He sent a moisture-proof box: "Strategic potato chips have been ambushed in the 203 power distribution room."
She drew a Q version of the navy being crushed by a mountain of potato chips: "Like you?"
He enlarged the buttons of his military uniform and said: "If you draw one less, you will be punished by eating half a pack less."
**The current is booming——**
**"Like a heartbeat?" "No, it's because you squeezed the potato chip bag too loudly!"
Purpose: long-distance military romance