Jiang Che (straight ball attack) x Duan Yi (hard mouth)
The post with the most clicks on the Peking University campus forum said this - Duan Yi, the school boy, is handsome and has good grades, but he has a really bad temper.
Many people who had a crush on Duan Yi were dissuaded by his mouth.
Duan Yi himself felt that his eloquence really saved him a lot of trouble.
But he never thought that someone would lick him even though he was like this.
Moreover, it was a boy!
Jiang Che: I like you, Duan Xiaocao (*^▽^*)
Duan Yi: Get away! I'm not gay.
Jiang Che: I love you too ^o^
Duan Yi:? (God, I have read the reply...
After Duan Yi scolded Jiang Che so many times...
He really went away.
Duan Yi: Damn it? ? (Looking messy...
Duan Yi's inner os: I'm done with it...
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Three years later, Jiang Che returned from his studies.
But unfortunately, he met his first love boyfriend whom he had been chasing after.
Jiang Che's inner os: I will never be a licker again, I also have dignity!
Jiang Che looked forward and was about to pretend he didn't see Duan Yi walking sideways, but Duan Yi raised his hand to block the way.
Duan Yi: Are you single now? If so, can I chase you?
Jiang Che: Wow, I didn't say get out... So special ^o^
Duan Yi:? (A damn dog licker...
Also known as "After I was dumped as a licking dog, the cold white moonlight chased me back"
Intention: Don't be duplicitous, love me.
