Lin Luyou is the junior sweeper sister with the lowest presence in the Qinglan Sect.
Her daily life: sweeping floors, fearing society, and secretly falling in love with senior brother Long Aotian.
I've been secretly in love for three years, but I didn't even dare to say "Hello, senior brother".
Until one day, Senior Brother Long Aotian failed to overcome the tribulation, his cultivation level returned to zero, and he was bound by the Heavenly Dao [Gold Medal Agent System]
Mission: Create a top idol in the world of immortality, and rely on popularity to restore cultivation.
Long Aotian stood in front of the mountain gate and stared at Lin Luyou, who was burying his head in sweeping the floor silently.
System: Host, the target potential value is the lowest in the whole sect, it is recommended to replace it.
Long Aotian: "I only like to challenge high difficulties."
Lin Luyou: "... No way."
Long Aotian (took out the photo stone): "You don't want me to put the record of you reading hexagrams (e is not pronounced) in the middle of the night in the World Square, do you? Junior sister."
Lin Luyou: "Okay." (╥╯^╰╥)
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During the sect leader's wedding, she was controlled by a puppet charm to perform an octopus dance, which caused ridicule across the Internet.
During the Bu Du City Platter Concert, he performed "I Am the Top" on the stage, and the number of negative fans increased greatly.
In the desert island variety show, she ran three kilometers in a pink bunny costume, and the audience laughed so loudly.
Lin Luyou thought this was the limit.
Until Long Aotian found her a CP target.
Lin Luyou looked at the popular male cultivator who was as gentle as jade, and then at the expressionless Long Aotian standing in the corner.
Senior brother doesn't seem happy?
Later, on the set of the Fairy Puppet Show, the scandal about her falling in love with a male cultivator during the show became a hot topic.
Long Aotian watched it with no expression on his face, and manually dismantled the CP that night.
Lin Luyou:? Didn't you say that CP popularity is important?
Long Aotian: Times have changed.
Lin Luyou: ... Are you jealous?
Long Aotian (quietly looking away): No.
System (silent barrage): The host's heart rate is 152, the level of harshness is MAX, and the identification is completed.
Small Theater
One night in the middle of the night, Lin Luyou found Long Aotian sneaking out.
She followed him into the yard.
Under the moonlight, Senior Brother Long Aotian was squatting in the corner, holding an egg in his arms and talking quietly.
"Be good, I'll give you a new nest tomorrow."
"Come out quickly and I'll find the best spiritual rice for you to eat."
Lin Luyou: Do you still have this hobby?
Long Aotian (death scene): Why are you here? !
Lin Luyou (crouching down): Can I take a look?
Long Aotian:......
Lin Luyou (staring at the light on the crack of the eggshell): So beautiful. Does it have a name?
Long Aotian: ... No.
Lin Luyou: Then call her Jiji. It goes with that piano.
The eggshell glittered.
Long Aotian: Whatever you want.
Later, Jiji broke out of her shell, and the first thing she saw was Lin Luyou.
"Chirp!" (Mom!)
Long Aotian: I hatched you for a month, do you accept her as your mother?
"Tweet!" (Dad!)
Long Aotian: ... That's pretty much it.
Later, the first sentence Jiji learned was "Tweet, Tweet, Tweet!" (My father and my mother are the best in the world!)
Since then, Budu City has had a golden-winged roc that patrols the streets every day and shows off its parents to everyone it meets.
System: This bird is such a good seedling!
Reading Guide
Short story. Systematic cultivation of immortality and the magical mashup of entertainment circles
This article is nonsensical and has rough lines. It is the author's work to relieve pressure. It does not follow logic, so read with caution! !
Social Fear, Introversion and Little Transparency × Social Gangster Long Aotian
At the end, the family of three is neat and tidy
Intention: Shine with confidence