When the Salted Fish Lies Down and the King Is Bound to the Volume, the King Goes Crazy and Approves
当咸鱼躺王绑定卷王疯批后
by Longshang People (陇上人)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 54k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeLight Novel
- POVDual POV
- Age21+
- Absurd Comedy
- Daily Life
- Lighthearted
- Power Fantasy
- Sweet Story
- Urban
Synopsis
Jiang Zhuo, the "fake daughter" of a wealthy family, is a gentle and sensible little white flower. Inner OS: Destroy it! I just want to lie down and watch dramas and eat snacks. I have money in my card and don't worry about anything! The acting is perfect, and it's so painful that I feel hurt internally. Jiang Mian, the "real daughter" who has returned to China, is portrayed as a revenge queen and a mad reviewer. The inner roar: Get away! Who wants revenge? I just want to escape from this hellish place, open a small shop and see the world! The pressure is off the charts and on the verge of going black. When the whole family is looking forward to the "real and fake daughter" drama—— At the corner of the stairs, Xianyu Jiang Zhuo accurately captured the same tiredness in Juan Wang Jiang Mian's eyes, and spoke directly to his soul: "Sister, you... Don't want to act anymore, right?" Jiang Mian's pupils were shaking: "A close friend!" This is a broken script, whoever likes to act can act in it! As a result, the style of painting changed: "Sisterly Love" live broadcast? Jiang Zhuoru leaned against his shoulder softly: "Sister, they all said that I took your place..." Jiang Mian hugged Leng Mian and looked at the audience: "Shut up! I'm happy to give my sister her place! Whoever BBs me will be killed by me!" The barrage exploded, and the jaws of the wealthy family dropped in shock. Infighting over family property? On the surface: Jiang Zhuo "Sister is so amazing~", Jiang Mian "Look at me for being useless!". Secretly: Let's work together to make money! Jiang Mianjuan project made a lot of money, Jiang Zhuo lay down and searched for information to confuse his opponents. The goal: to save enough "escape funds" and fly far away! The rotten peach blossom is coming? The affectionate male supporting actor entangles Jiang Zhuo? Jiang Mian blocked the knife with her beauty: "Stay away from my sister, she is weak and can't take care of herself!" With Jiang Zhuo's timely "weak" sneeze. Business rival/ex-boyfriend harassing Jiang Mian? Jiang Zhuo "innocently" handed over "calming tea" to make the other party fall asleep instantly on important occasions. Jiang Zhuo's "Salted Fish Crit": Touching the bottom line (grabbing snacks/interrupting sleep/wanting to break up the CP)? A gentle knife pierces the heart, or a "slippery" coffee splash is a limited edition, and the innocent face is MAX. Jiang Mian's "Crazy criticism to protect shortcomings": Jiang Zhuo wants to eat Chengdong's limited edition cake? Buy over the wall in the middle of the night! Who dares to bully Jiang Zhuo? Bankruptcy through commercial means + dirty stuff to smear your face, send him away with a smile. They are each other's only safe haven: one can lie down and make salted fish, and the other can take off his armor and stop curling up. Let's complain about bloody dramas together, share gossip snacks, and make calming tea under a blanket. When the salty fish lay king and the king of scrolls went crazy, they decided to use the most crazy way to play this boring script, join forces to slap the whole world in the face, and at the same time maximize the sweetness of "sisterhood (?)"! The goal is clear: make money! Run away! Free! Blocker? I was so angry that I didn't discuss it! Intent: To tear up the script in a labeled world and use a rebellious attitude to regain the right to define life