I Got the Wrong Text, so I Asked Online.

For the forum, I plan to write two articles: 1 A college entrance examination madman crosses into a hot-blooded comic; 2 A straight man crosses into the campus to have sex The first article: "The college entrance examination madman enters the hot-blooded comic" Gong, the lead singer of the band Flower of the High Mountain, vs. Shou, who was reborn and returned to the age of seventeen just to study for the college entrance examination. Posted by: I just want to take the college entrance examination but that arrogant brother keeps provoking me! There are also a bunch of lunatics in the class, and they start dancing as soon as the music starts... 1F: Don't you want to form a band? Why? Poster: Because my ideal is to be admitted to Qhua University! What's the point of forming a band if you're not a talented student? 3F: What a niche ideal... We have high school students here who want to sing and dance, high school students who want to play football, boxing, martial arts and archery, and high school students who want to fight monsters, save the world and establish contact with aliens... This is the first time I have seen your ideal. Host:? ? ? Something's wrong with you... 5F: If it really doesn't work, you can give the arrogant brother a good beating. Host: But he is taller than me, so he will lift me up. 7F: You can call a few brothers together. Host: Isn't that bullying? And I can't do it even if I'm really close. Although Brother Arrogant is very annoying, he smells good. Everyone:......99. Reading Guide The setting may be wild as it is written, but there should be no obvious surprises in the emotional relationship, and at most there may be misunderstandings. From the beginning, I was the top scorer in the college entrance examination. I was more of a score-only person, but that will change later. There are three vulgar jokes. There is a text in Chinese. The Chinese setting of the article is a fan written by a CP fan. It is based on the imagination of a CP fan, so it may be a little OOC. If there are obvious controversial points in the text, there will be a pre-chapter warning. The special chapter is a non-forum chapter. It is relatively not fun. The atmosphere is completely different from the forum chapter. If you just want to see the fun part, you can skip it. There is no prototype and any resemblance is purely coincidental. [Another book being updated: "That Alpha Says I Have a Secret Love for Him" ​​Welcome to read it! Please save the copy of "No One Knows Strategy Better Than Me" below for collection~ There are other completed articles on the homepage, welcome to the store shelves~] … Chapter 2: "Straight men cross into campus and have sex" The nonsense boss attack vs the social beast The good news is that I'm not the only one wearing books. The bad news is that the other person wearing books is my boss. The worse news is that this is a beautiful article, and the even worse news is that my boss is a super senior and is dressed as the father of the male protagonist in the book. The even worse news is that my name is Song Xixi. Even though I haven't read the Danmei article, I understand that with this name, I can't be 1. Copywriting release time: 2026/01/21 …………………… Pre-collection: "No one knows strategy better than me" Gong, the devilish emperor who uses the wallpaper script vs. Shou, the banker who can't control Gong at all. 1V1 HE In one sentence: Gong: After taking the wallpaper script, the other party's Yin dealer is higher than me! Shou: I don't know who the strategy is, so I have to just talk to everyone. Pre-release date: 2026.01.01, Publication time to be determined. As the personification of the novel website, Lujiang has also passed through the book. The good news is that you know the mission: "Your name is Jiang Dai, which is derived from the word "Green River". Your mission is to conquer the protagonist and complete HE." Jiang Dai: It's just a guide. I'm a great female channel. Just wait and you'll get your certificate within three days. The bad news is that we don't know who the main character is. So when she saw the handsome prince, Jiang Dai said: "Handsome guy has a mouth?" Prince:...... Jiang Dai: Oh, Zhu Ma Wen. He is shy, he has a crush, and he has to think long term. Seeing the brave guard, Jiang Dai said: What a handsome guy? The guard slashed it with a knife. Jiang Dai: Oh, my body shape is bad. He has black skin, he is a loyal dog, and he is domestically violent. Not an easy attack. As for the seventh prince... It's a cannon fodder villain, just send my attackers to deal with him. Seeking power and usurping the throne? Haha, villain joke. Later, when he met the "cannon fodder villain" Yin Junheng in prison, Jiang Dai said: It's over. Judging from the exquisiteness of the modeling, it seems that he is the protagonist. Later... The new emperor who was seeking power and usurping the throne sneered and pulled up the chain on his ankle: Mr. Jiang's tricks made me think that you just treat running away as a hobby. Jiang Dai is super sensitive to sensitive words: We are all serious people, don't always do/love/do/love. Emperor:? Demining There are common wallpaper plots such as small black rooms. Because Gong is following the plot, but no wallpaper has succeeded, Shou's manual oral skills will be triggered. In the early stage, you don't know who the protagonist is, and you focus on a one-stop strategy. There may be physical contact such as holding hands and touching faces, but you won't kiss others. Other than that, there shouldn't be any big minefields. If there are any minefields, we will update them before publishing. Intention: Come here, let's have some fun