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Luosang traveled through the Frost Forest, sneaked into the realm of the demon clan, and took advantage of the chaos to steal the dragon clan's newborn eggs. He wanted to go to the royal city to change his job, so that he could eat and die in the future.
On the way to escape capture, he accidentally fell into the river and was about to die, but was fished out again.
The invisible thing in front of me calls myself the River God.
The river god asked him kindly: "My dear friend, may I ask whether Lausanne dropped these gold trousers, these silver trousers, or these cotton trousers."
Luosang didn't know why, so he subconsciously opened the waistband of his pants and took a look. The torn pants were still there and had not fallen off.
He hugged the dragon egg and turned away.
The River God behind him sighed quietly: "The gold pants, silver pants, and cotton pants all have 0 votes, so we can only turn on the backup option..."
The next second, Luosang kicked a stranded mermaid.
Lausanne:?
The River God turned into a wisp of light and quickly sank into the depths of Luosang's consciousness. His voice sounded proudly in Luosang's mind: "Isn't it wonderful that the mermaids don't need to wear underwear?"
…
Luosang has an egg in his left hand, a fish in his right hand, and a fat river god in his head.
River God: "I'm not fat!"
The river god who claimed to be "Lausang's closest partner in the future" told him that Luosang was actually the protagonist in a book. However, his creator, that cheating author, had a sudden illness and cleared all the documents halfway through the outline. He decided to serialize the book while letting readers choose Luosang's life path.
So, the River God came with multiple-choice questions from another world.
"But what does this have to do with underpants..." Luosang, whose worldview has collapsed into rubbish, barely managed to squeeze out a little energy and wondered, "Did you just say that all three underpants got 0 votes?"
The River God had a kind face: "Yes dear, this book in which you are the protagonist currently has 0 readers."
Lausanne: "..."
Lausanne: "Is it necessary to write this novel?"
…
Lausanne considers himself not the chosen one, nor does he have the ambition to resist fate. His motto in life is only four words: Love is what it is.
So Luosang accepted his fate and spent his "however you like" day after day in the options that the river god would pop up from time to time.
"My dear friend, I would like to ask Lausanne, who has successfully maintained the peace and prosperity of the Magic Continent by relying on men, whether he will spend the night with the Holy Son of the Church, the Prince of the Demon Realm, or the Wizard of the Mermaid Tribe, the little leader of the Dragon Tribe who is unwilling to return home, the Great Knight of Light in the Royal Capital, and the Elf King who lives firmly in the mountains and forests... Oh my god, why are you involved with so many men!"
Lausanne: "..."
Lausanne: "Wait! You can't vote on this!!"
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-Illicit writing, dead logic, no writing skills, I write wherever I dream, I am not responsible for any damage.
-1V6, the protagonist is a heartthrob, but won't sleep in Chase Shop
Intention: Even if fate is destined, it is my destiny.