Ji Xian is a back-office worker in the Superpower Bureau. He goes to work every day to help his colleagues clean up their messes, and when he gets home from get off work, he has to work another job——
In order to maintain the stability of the world line, in the parallel universe where all BE members act as blackened 'colleagues', they kill each other.
Today he is a tyrant who is bloodbathing the city. Tomorrow he will appear as a prisoner of pleasure. The day after tomorrow he will pinch the leader's chin and say, "It's time for someone to replace you."
Until one day when the parallel world transmission failed, Ji Xian put on a vest covered in blood, turned his back to the alley and read out the breakup lines that had been rehearsed 800 times.
"Even if you save me, I will not join you in destroying the world."
In the miserable wind and rain, he turned around handsomely. As a result, where his "blackened partner" should have been, there stood his golden retriever colleague holding milk tea.
The two looked at each other, the other's eyes widening: "... Who? Destroy the world? Me??"
Ji Xian was about to deal with it, but unexpectedly, the warning from the will of the world came too late.
"Hey, no OOC, dear."
"..."
Thinking about the upcoming plot of the blackened blade, Ji Xian's heart finally died.
*
Later, the Superpower Bureau discovered that all of them in the parallel world were evil, and reality was gradually being polluted.
Ji Xian was forced to transform into a vest at night and go around spoiling the story, and during the day he mended everyone's fate into HE.
The future ace of the execution department hugged his thigh and cried: "Brother Ji! That pervert who dragged his half-disabled partner for a walk on the mountain of corpses and sea of blood is definitely not me!"
Yesterday, Ji Xian, who was performing a fight between partners in front of the other party, slapped his head and said righteously: "I believe you, everything is a misunderstanding!"
The goddess of the medical department angrily asked him to make an appointment with a psychiatrist: "There is absolutely no way I will become a crazy person who likes human experiments!!"
Ji Xian, who had just used a vest to stage a mad woman attack on the whole world in front of the opponent, wiped away cold sweat: "Of course, you are a gentle person recognized by the Superpower Bureau."
The director was heartbroken when he saw the familiar signature on the annihilation plan: "This handwriting is indeed mine..."
Ji Xian silently handed over the tea: "You even wrote the year-end summary for peace and ideals, how could you become a villain?"
Over time, colleagues gradually discovered that before every crisis, someone would always lay the steps and eliminate hidden dangers in advance. There is always someone who can predict the problem when you encounter it, and being available on call can be regarded as the MVP of contribution.
Their trust in a logistics company immediately increased.
This is the hope of the Superpower Bureau, a first-level psychological counselor, the king of cleaning up messes, and the god of smooth hair in ancient Egypt!
Ji Xian, who unknowingly became a treasure of the Bureau, drank water tactically and fell into deep thought while looking at the next performance task.
How should he reasonably tell everyone next that the mastermind behind the destruction of the world in the parallel world...
Is it himself?
Intention: I haven't thought about it yet