Shock! Household Appliances Are Anthropomorphic

[The copy needs to be revised, it is a bit old-fashioned. Introduction: Yuan Yao once thought she was mentally ill because the 'broom' at home could clean by itself, the 'computer' could handle work by itself, and the 'kitchen knife' and 'iron pot' in the kitchen could cut and cook by themselves. All the above phenomena led her to go to the city's No. 2 Mental Hospital for medical treatment, and she was diagnosed with 'severe schizophrenia'. Later, instead of disappearing, these symptoms seemed to spread more and more widely. Small theater: kitchen, Kitchen Knife: "Master, look at what vegetables you bought today? These carrots are so ugly. Let the dog cut them. The dogs won't cut them. How can I cut them?" Yuan Yao washed the carrots and said calmly: "If the dog doesn't cut it, I'll cut it." Then, before she could say anything, a heavy kitchen knife jumped up out of thin air and quickly cut the carrots on the chopping board into moderately thick slices. * Living room, Refrigerator: "Master, please, can you please stop stuffing durian into my body? I really can't stand the smell." Yuan Yao was speechless, so she had to take out the durian, eat it quickly, and also took out the refrigerator deodorant. As a result, before you can do it yourself, you can't wait for the refrigerator and refrigerator deodorizer. Refrigerator: "Brother, come on, I can't stand the smell of this shit for a long time, it stinks to death." Deodorant: "Brother, I'm coming, get ready." Soon, the deodorant started spraying, and the refrigerator was filled with the smell of deodorant. * Bedroom, Bed: "Master, please wash the mattress. You haven't washed it in many years. Don't you think it's all rotten?" Yuan Yao was very embarrassed. The mattress was just bought after graduation last year. It is still new. It has been spread on the bed. There are several layers of sheets and it is not dirty. Is it necessary to wash it? Bed: "Of course it is necessary. It must be washed. Immediately. If you don't wash it, I will go on strike!" After that, the bed made a creaking sound. Yuan Yao: "Okay, okay! I'll go wash it." After hearing this, the washing machine in the bathroom said: "Idiot master, just leave it and I'll wash it." I saw that the mattress taken off by Yuan Yao flew into the washing machine in the bathroom. The washing powder jumped up out of thin air. The washing machine even plugged in on its own, and the start switch turned on. Looking at this scene, Yuan Yao suddenly felt that it was not bad to be a mentally ill person. There was someone to cook the food, mop the floor, and wash the clothes. It felt like life was easy! Author's note: 1. The heroine is a warm and everyday person, but in fact, in the eyes of others, the heroine is a real psychopath. 2. The main plot is purely made up. In the eyes of the heroine, objects can speak, not just household appliances. 3. The copywriting has been screenshotted on 2025.7.3 Motto: Be strong even in difficult situations